Jesus’ nationality

THREE INDICATIONS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

  1. He went into his father’s business.
  2. He lived at home until the age of 33.
  3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.

THREE INDICATIONS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

THREE INDICATIONS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He worked in the building trades.

THREE INDICATIONS THAT JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot.
  3. He invented a new religion.