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- Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written a self-congratulatory new book. It’s called, “Ministers Do More Than Lay People.”
- Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.
- The difference between the Pope and your boss: The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
- My mind works like lightning: One brilliant flash and it is done.
- The only time the world beats a path to your door is if you’re in the bathroom.
- I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.
- It used to be only death and taxes. Now, of course, there’s shipping and handling, too.
- A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
- My next house will have no kitchen — just vending machines and a large trash can.
- A blonde said, “I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.”
- Definition of a teenager? God’s punishment for enjoying sex.
- My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
- If you need a shoulder to cry on, pull off to the side of the road.
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