The Ten Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”

9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the Time Management course you sent me to.”

8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”

7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the Mission Statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”

6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”

5. “I was doing a highly scientific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”

4. “Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”

3. “The coffee machine is broken.”

2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”

AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK….

1. “… in Jesus’ name, Amen.”