A good pun is it’s own re-word

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
  • Without geometry, life is pointless.
  • Pasteurize: Too far to see.
  • Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.
  • Incongruous: Where bills are passed.
  • Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.
  • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.
  • If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?
  • Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.
  • A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.
  • Practice safe eating — always use condiments.
  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
  • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?