If you’re a logophile — a lover of words — you might find yourself cringing as you read these.
- Police were called to a day—care center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
- When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
- The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
- The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
- A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- A calendar’s days are numbered.
- With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
- When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
- Acupuncture: a jab well done.