Great Orators of the Democrat Party

From historic Democrats:

“One man with courage makes a majority.” — Andrew Jackson
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” —  Franklin D. Roosevelt
“The buck stops here.” — Harry S. Truman
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” —  John F. Kennedy

And, from today’s geniuses:

“It depends what your definition of ‘sex’ is.” — Bill Clinton
“That Obama … I would like to cut his nuts off.” — Jesse Jackson
“Those rumors are false … I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” — John Edwards
“I invented the Internet.” — Al Gore
“The next person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their a**.” — Joe Biden
“America is … is no longer, uh, what it … it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was … uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children’.” — Barack Obama
“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” — Barack Obama (2008)
“You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” —  Nancy Pelosi (2006)
“Paying taxes is voluntary.” — Sen. Harry Reid
“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.” — Hillary Clinton  (1998)

And the most recent gem of wisdom from the “Mother Moron”:

“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” — Nancy Pelosi (March, 2010)