Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled:
- 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,
- 6 illegal’s wearing Obama t-shirts,
- 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,
- 2 rappers,
- 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,
- 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,
- 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,
- 10 flag burners, and
- A Pakistani taxi driver.
For the last time, my dog is not for sale!