General Public Notice

Please be advised I am sick to death of receiving questions about my dog who mauled:

  • 3 Muslims sitting on a rug next to my back wall,
  • 6 illegal’s wearing Obama t-shirts,
  • 4 Democrats wearing Pelosi t-shirts,
  • 2 rappers,
  • 5 phone operators who asked me to press #1 for English,
  • 9 teenagers with their pants hanging down past their cracks,
  • 8 customer service desk people speaking in broken English,
  • 10 flag burners, and
  • A Pakistani taxi driver.

For the last time, my dog is not for sale!

liberals taste like chicken