Why does Belgium get bigger every Christmas? Because Brussels Sprouts.
I’ve heard that giant killer butterflies are on loose in major cities. Personally, I think it’s just an urban moth.
I’ve just arrived at the camouflage club, and I’m disappointed to see we have a big turnout.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Fillop.
I was once engaged to a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.