Five jokes for today

Why does Belgium get bigger every Christmas? Because Brussels Sprouts.

I’ve heard that giant killer butterflies are on loose in major cities. Personally, I think it’s just an urban moth.

I’ve just arrived at the camouflage club, and I’m disappointed to see we have a big turnout.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Fillop.

I was once engaged to a girl with a wooden leg, but I broke it off.