Important facts to remember as you grow older

  • Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
  • Life is sexually transmitted.
  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.
  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
  • All of us could lake a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
  • In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird. and people take Prozac to make it normal.
  • Don’t worry about old age: It doesn’t last that long.