The man is a saint

One afternoon, in Washington, DC, an aide to Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint.

The Cardinal replied, “No. I don’t really like the man, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Obama’s views.”

Obama’s aide then said, “Look, I’ll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you’ll just tell the congregation you see Obama as a saint.”

The Cardinal thought about it and said, “Well, the church can use the money, so I’ll work your request into tomorrow’s sermon.”

As Obama’s aide promised, Obama appeared for the Sunday worship and seated himself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.

As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Obama was present. The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, “While Mr. Obama’s presence is probably an honor to some, the man is not numbered among my personal favorite personages. Some of his views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and he tends to flip-flop on many other issues. Barack Obama is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit. Barack Obama is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief. I must say, Barack Obama is the worst example of a Christian I have ever personally witnessed. He is a narcissist and is using his speaking ability to lie to the American people. He also has a reputation for shirking his obligations, both in Washington and in Illinois. The man is simply not to be trusted.”

The Cardinal concluded, “But, compared to Hillary Clinton, Obama is a saint.”