In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.
Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government.
If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Hillary Clinton phoned the White House shortly after midnight.