Author: Noam Sain

Warmer times are seeing a drastic revival of winter sports as the Northern Hemisphere adjusts to new the Mediterranean Climate. Scientists say that being able to ski through groves of date-nut and olive trees will be the new normal for the foreseeable future and urges ski operators to protect lift riders from falling coconuts.

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Terry might be with us to this day if only he had told his wife about the Magic Basket.

Reliable sources have confirmed that GOP leaders will be offering to buy former president Donald Trump a new vacation home in the location of his choice in exchange for quietly fading from the political scene.

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Nobel Peace Prize Al Gore, former U.S. Senator and Vice-President of the United States, and founder and current chair of The Climate Reality Project, today announced his new line of Global Warming winter wear.

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As winter descends with a vengeance on the Great Plains this week, The Biden administration is making arrangements to send relief to the worst-hit areas in the form of new solar panels.

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After failing twice at impeaching Donald Trump, the House today announced a new Express process for targets of impeachment with three Articles or less.

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Two mule traders, Curtis and Leroy, saw an ad for a mule in the paper and agreed to buy it for $100.

The farmer was to deliver the mule the next day.

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Ad agencies in America and Europe have made the shocking discovery that the best approach to sell to white racist bigots is to feature non-whites and mixed-race couples prominently in all ads.

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