Leaked copy of government plan to reopen the economy
Author: Noam Sain
Funny joke
I heard a funny joke about COVID-19 the other day. I’m not going to bother repeating it here because 99 percent of you won’t get it.
Lesson learned
Memes for today
Raising the bar
Respect your elders
I was in the McDonald’s drive-through the other day, and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own.
Continue reading “Respect your elders”Happy returns
A sweater I bought at Walmart was picking up static electricity so I returned it — they gave me another one — free of charge.
St. Patrick
I used to have it all
I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
Continue reading “I used to have it all”Global Warming™ a boon the ski industry
Warmer times are seeing a drastic revival of winter sports as the Northern Hemisphere adjusts to new the Mediterranean Climate. Scientists say that being able to ski through groves of date-nut and olive trees will be the new normal for the foreseeable future and they urge ski operators to protect lift riders from falling coconuts.
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