Noam Sain – Gnome Sayings

Perspective

The next time you’re feeling down, remember life is all about perspective.

Dining out

I walked in to a restaurant to have dinner last night. The host greeted me.

Towing fails

Information and advice

Don’t irritate old people. The older they get, the less the threat of ife in prison is a deterrent.

How my summer is going so far

I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.

The bull

My wife and I went to the fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read:

“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”