In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
Author: Noam Sain
Self-sufficiency
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.
Memes for today
How to become Super Cool
Today’s lesson on irony …
Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government.
Medicare Part G
If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.
Russian connections proven!
The cowboy and the stranger
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Dilbert
It’s an emergency!
Hillary Clinton phoned the White House shortly after midnight.