by Noam Sain
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus < north pole >
cat /etc/passwd > list
ncheck list
ncheck list
cat list | grep naughty > nogiftlist
cat list | grep nice > giftlist
santa claus
who | grep sleeping
who | grep awake
who | grep bad || good
for (goodness sake) {be good}
echo “Oh,”
better !pout !cry
better watchout
lpr why
santa claus
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Dear Technical Support:
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