Funny!

My wife and I went to the fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read:

“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”

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1. Forgive your enemy but remember his name.
2. Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
4. Many persons are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then, neither does milk.

I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no cross traffic. After a few moments, another car pulled to a stop next to me. Inside was a load of scruffy-bearded young men shouting anti-American slogans. They had a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk and “Remember George Floyd” spray painted on the side.

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I heard a funny joke about COVID-19 the other day. I’m not going to bother repeating it here because 99 percent of you won’t get it.