Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all…
Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, there did occur at a certain improved piece of real property (hereinafter “the House”) a general lack of stirring by all creatures therein, including, but not limited to a mouse.
Continue reading “The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking”
Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer, and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country currently: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, and alligators attacking people in Florida.
Continue reading “Let’s Solve Everyone’s Problems at Once”
Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it.Continue reading “Barry the Marxist and Joe the Plumber”
BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
Continue reading “Why did that chicken cross the road? — 2008 version”