Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer, and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up?
Let’s Solve Everyone’s Problems at Once
Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country currently: Illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, and alligators attacking people in Florida.
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Barry the Marxist and Joe the Plumber
Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it.
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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
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My kind of town, Chicago is
In the last six months there have been 292 persons murdered in Chicago, versus 221 killed in Iraq. The leadership in Illinois is all Democrats:
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Would you hire this man?
Imagine for a few moments that you are the human resources director of a major multi-billion dollar corporation. You are sitting in your large, luxurious office when you receive a phone call from the Chairman of the Board of Directors.
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