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Why did that chicken cross the road? — 2008 version

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
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Author Noam SainPosted on October 25, 2008

My kind of town, Chicago is

In the last six months there have been 292 persons murdered in Chicago, versus 221 killed in Iraq. The leadership in Illinois is all Democrats:

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 23, 2008May 17, 2023

Would you hire this man?

Imagine for a few moments that you are the human resources director of a major multi-billion dollar corporation. You are sitting in your large, luxurious office when you receive a phone call from the Chairman of the Board of Directors.

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 22, 2008May 17, 2023

Get money out of your Ford Model T

Author Noam SainPosted on June 29, 1928October 26, 2022

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