A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht. While they were eating, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.
One afternoon, in Washington, DC, an aide to Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint.
Too bad “spelling” didn’t make it onto the list.
Forgetting those keys? Wandering into a room, and then trying to determine why you’re there? Can’t remember the names anymore?
Then it’s time to take your annual senior citizen test.