Chef Gordon Ramsay’s crispy pancake recipe
Welcome to California
Power of proofreading
Signs
In a bathroom:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
Trump’s tax returns
“Where are President Trump’s tax returns?”
Estate planning
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
Attorney years
A lawyer died and went to his time of reckoning.
Reverse bucket list
Things you don’t need to do before you die.
The Sixties vs. now
In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
Self-sufficiency
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.