Two hunters, Otis and Elmer, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness where they managed to bag two big bull moose.
Continue reading “Moose hunting in Canada”The lost balloonist
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
Continue reading “The lost balloonist”The lost chopper pilot
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position, or the course needed to fly to the airport.
Continue reading “The lost chopper pilot”The impossible phone challenge
The white Christmas
December 8 — 6:00 p.m.
It started to snow.
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven.
Continue reading “The white Christmas”Christmas funnies
Living rent-free in his head
You’re not the boss of me
Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips
