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Author Noam SainPosted on October 18, 2022October 25, 2022Categories Funny!

Thoughts for today

Answering machine message, “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.”

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 17, 2022October 25, 2022Categories Funny!

The Cynical Philosopher

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 16, 2022October 23, 2022Categories Funny!

Life after death

Author Noam SainPosted on October 15, 2022October 25, 2022Categories Funny!

Old Adult Truths

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 15, 2022October 23, 2022Categories Funny!

The Origin of the Nobel Peace Prize and the Pulitzer Prize

Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 14, 2022October 23, 2022Categories Funny!

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