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by Noam Sain

Don’t be one of them

People who confuse the words “burro” and “burrow” don’t know their ass from a hole in the ground.

Author Noam SainPosted on October 23, 2021March 30, 2022Categories Funny!

Why life jackets should be mandatory

We have to protect the protected swimmers, who are already wearing life jackets, from the unprotected swimmers. That’s the way it works.

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Author Noam SainPosted on October 2, 2021October 4, 2021Categories Funny!

Inner peace

  • If you can start the day without caffeine …
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Author Noam SainPosted on September 26, 2021September 26, 2021Categories Funny!

Never squat while wearing spurs

Wit and wisdom from Will Rodgers.

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Author Noam SainPosted on September 26, 2021Categories Funny!

Do you feel like I do?

I am sorry I have not been very responsive lately. I have been somewhat under the weather. My doctors have diagnosed me as having an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic White House Fatigue, AKA PIST-AWF.

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Author Noam SainPosted on September 26, 2021September 26, 2021Categories Funny!

Bad dog!

Noted progressive animal nutritionist Lysenko Wang shows off her vegan dog.

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Author Noam SainPosted on September 21, 2021October 1, 2021Categories Funny!

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