Tough to pick a winner in the current administration, but it’s hard to argue with this!
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1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”
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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend”s house for a play date.
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Yesterday I was at my local Costco buying a large bag of dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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