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DUMB ASS of the Year Award — 2009

Tough to pick a winner in the current administration, but it’s hard to argue with this!
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Author Noam SainPosted on February 9, 2010December 25, 2016Categories Funny!

No pun in ten did

1. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

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Author Noam SainPosted on February 9, 2010Categories Funny!

The Driver’s License

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend”s house for a play date.
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Author Noam SainPosted on February 8, 2010Categories Funny!

The Self-portrait

Author Noam SainPosted on February 6, 2010Format ImageCategories Funny!

Why I no longer shop at Costco

Yesterday I was at my local Costco buying a large bag of dog chow for my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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Author Noam SainPosted on February 5, 2010Categories Funny!

Mary Kay billboard

Author Noam SainPosted on February 4, 2010Format ImageCategories Funny!

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