By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Oz proclaimed, “The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.”
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Not very respectful
My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door.
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Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award
These are the nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. “No va” means “it doesn’t go” in Spanish.
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That’s pretty dense
The densest element in the known Universe has been found! A major research institute has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science.
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A short spelling lesson
The last four letters in American: I Can
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New health care plan for seniors
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and a bullet.
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