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Barry the Marxist and Joe the Plumber

Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it.

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Author Noam SainPosted on November 17, 2008February 20, 2019

Why did that chicken cross the road? — 2008 version

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!
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Author Noam SainPosted on October 25, 2008

My kind of town, Chicago is

In the last six months there have been 292 persons murdered in Chicago, versus 221 killed in Iraq. The leadership in Illinois is all Democrats:
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Author Noam SainPosted on October 23, 2008

Would you hire this man?

Imagine for a few moments that you are the human resources director of a major multi-billion dollar corporation. You are sitting in your large, luxurious office when you receive a phone call from the Chairman of the Board of Directors.
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Author Noam SainPosted on October 22, 2008

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