The Ten Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
10. “They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen.”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the Time Management course you sent me to.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the Mission Statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
5. “I was doing a highly scientific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Dang! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
3. “The coffee machine is broken.”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.”
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK …
1. “… in Jesus’ name, Amen.”