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- The farmer is the man who feeds them all
- If home security was like border security
- OK, now what?
- Still broken after all these years
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- Calculating climate change
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- Santa jokes 2022
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- A priest and a nun in a remote cabin
- 9 careers for gender studies majors
- Who wore it better?
- Questionable Halloween costume options
- Why change the flavor?
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- Dear algebra …
- For all you foodies
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- The Cynical Philosopher
- Old Adult Truths
- Is there life after death?
- The Origin of the Nobel Peace Prize and the Pulitzer Prize
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- Don’t even try to compete with these guys
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- Don’t need to say a word
- That first kiss
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- Anything you say
- D’oh!
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- When God created the cat
- Give me patience
- When you’re told something is ‘military grade’
- Double-masking
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- Meet ‘Budd,’ the driving dog
- GPS says …
- Speeding ticket
- It’s that day … again
- Jill says ‘stop’
- WH leaks continue
- Don’t be one of them
- Why life jackets should be mandatory
- Never squat while wearing spurs
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- Bad dog!
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- How my summer is going so far
- The bull
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- That could have been me
- Leaked copy of government plan to reopen the economy
- Funny joke
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- Raising the bar
- Memes for today
- Respect your elders
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- St. Patrick
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- Global Warming™ a boon the ski industry
- How to treat your wife
- GOP ponders buying Trump a new vacation home
- Al Gore creates new line of global warming winter wear
- Biden administration to rush relief to storm-stricken Texas
- Congress establishes Express impeachment process
- The mule traders
- Ad agencies take the high ground
- The breakfast of winners
- Texas speed limit
- This is one way to keep the drain clear
- It’s a Broderick Crawford Christmas
- Copy cat or cat scan?
- Every day is now a good-hair day
- Thanksgiving dinner
- Nothing to see here
- The Gollum state
- Laughs for today
- Book?
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- De-evolution
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- Don’t forget to tip your server
- Why boys need parents
- The Good Samaritan
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- Last day on the job
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- Why Americans ride bicycles
- Making the transition to online teaching
- A different kind of drug problem
- Looks as though we need a new list
- Nap time
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- Early adopter
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- Is it a Dodge or a Ram?
- (Gimme Some of That) Ol’ Atonal Music
- Concealed carry in California
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- The lost chopper pilot
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- The impossible phone challenge
- The white Christmas
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- Living rent-free in his head
- You’re not the boss of me
- Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips
- More signs from the Indian Hills Community Center
- Enquiring minds want to know
- Answer to a prayer
- Checking out the competition
- Don’t use shampoo in the shower
- Stop the slaughter
- Summer is here: Know your ticks
- Overkill
- Farming help needed
- One cool cat
- Walls work
- Please press 1
- 100 mph goat
- All yours
- When you lie on your résumé and get the job anyway
- Puns for today
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- Some memes for today
- Chef Gordon Ramsay’s crispy pancake recipe
- Welcome to California
- Power of proofreading
- Trump’s tax returns
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- Reverse bucket list
- Attorney years
- The Sixties vs. now
- Self-sufficiency
- Memes for today
- Today’s lesson on irony …
- How to become Super Cool
- Medicare Part G
- The cowboy and the stranger
- Russian connections
- Dilbert
- It’s an emergency!
- Today’s collection
- The longest password ever
- Arizona billboard
- Why women live longer than men
- One degree
- Three new Navy ships
- Well, this is awkward
- How to respond to a request from the government
- Men at work and at play
- Merger tips for 2017
- Benefits question
- The correct use of a rear spoiler
- E-mail from God
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- Teacher’s pet
- Passing the torch
- Women as viewed by engineers
- Dear Christmas Gift Recipients (former)
- The talking dog
- Media spin
- Survey says …
- They don’t make ads the way they used to
- Some oldies but goodies
- It’s a sign
- The man is a saint
- Memes and other funnies
- Core values
- Dementia test
- Q&A time
- Why I am now divorced
- Are they unemployed or what?
- Some laughs for today
- What do to with a dead horse
- The magic basket
- In case of fire …
- Get back to work!
- Hope for real change
- Riderless bicycles
- Nerd joke
- If meat eaters acted like vegans
- She bought Barack a parrot
- Full loads
- Obama at work
- Random thoughts …
- Where politicians come from
- Nine months later
- So, how is your day going?
- Stereo-to-mono converter
- Bizarre laws still on the books
- Been there, done that
- The preacher and the lawnmower
- Why teachers drink
- Pepsi MAX Test Drive 2
- Husband and wife Christmas shopping
- Translation table: British politeness
- It’s only money
- Daylight Saving — the movie (trailers)
- Trick or treat!
- This year’s marshmallow crop disaster
- Obamacare explained in four sentences
- Politicians: 0; Country: 1
- When Insults Had Class …
- Guess it wasn’t a dictionary’s dictionary
- Dr. Geezer’s Clinic
- Politically incorrect
- So that’s why Ikea serves food
- Check out my flashlight
- Interview with the new White House head of security
- How the turbo encabulator works
- How a missile guidance system works
- Worst job in the world
- Being helpful is part of the job description
- They don’t miss Cecil
- Proud of my kid
- Eleven jokes for today
- This is your daughter
- Ten jokes for today
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- My mommy, the exotic dancer
- Five jokes for today
- Important facts to remember as you grow older
- Five jokes for today
- Five jokes for today
- Five jokes for today
- Five jokes for today
- Five jokes for today
- The post turtle
- Yeah, we can tell
- My neighbors aren’t real happy about this, but I’m saving a bundle …
- How did that happen?
- The secret’s out
- The urbanite and the chain saw
- Worst parents of the year
- What causes arthritis?
- The beauty of love
- General Public Notice
- Don’t underestimate old guys
- Channel surfing
- A little-known tidbit of naval history
- A contemporary romance story
- Now that’s what you call drunk driving
- Best pool shot ever by a naked white chick
- Ban fox hunting
- Cyclists must obey all road signs
- Am I lucky, or what?
- The U.S. Air Force: Solving problems since 1947
- Seen on the streets of Bismarck, ND
- Gracie Allen’s Classic Roast Beef Recipe
- Creative homeless signs
- High school graduation in Detroit
- Next time, write it down
- Getting to heaven
- Punography
- New arrivals
- The koala and the lizard
- President’s day
- Get connected with Kronies action figures
- Meanwhile, in Russia
- That’s one clever cat
- FLIR video
- WWJD?
- Things that make you cry out ‘Lord help me!’
- 10 pet peeves dogs have about humans
- When you’re dead
- The world’s greatest salesman
- Where to retire
- Second-term strength anti-depressant
- About that apology …
- Praying for Obama
- Four Mexicans in a rowboat
- Biting off more than you can chew
- In photography, timing is everything
- Do you drink beer?
- From the new Form 1040 on-line
- Sometimes speed doesn’t have to kill … it’s bad enough on its own
- Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio
- Woman stops grizzly attack with .25 caliber pistol
- Travel ideas
- The split second before
- Here’s your dose of irony for today
- How to spot a fake ID
- Thanks, but I’d rather just use my tongue
- So, that’s what they mean by ‘gas ‘n’ go’
- How speed-walking was invented
- Good thing he wasn’t at a urinal
- Rules are rules
- No coincidence
- Get out of the house and enjoy nature!
- Undercover?
- Imagine the savings
- Show him your badge!
- How did everyone else my age get so old?
- AP: No more ‘illegal immigrants’
- Attempted murder
- Worst day of my life
- After Quasimodo’s death
- Wild vehicles
- Mayan calendar explained
- Let him pass
- Finding Bin Laden
- Words of wisdom from Leon Spinks
- The perfect husband
- Job available
- You’ve reached tech support …
- What a working desk says about a person’s mind
- Fifty bucks
- The personality characteristics for various police assignments
- Not a gambler
- Proof positive of global warming
- For sale: Old people
- Diversity car show
- Deluxe, all-in-one super notice
- How to stop people from bugging you about getting married
- Splinters in her crotch
- Everyone loves Star Trek
- Pope-mobile?
- Need$ for DNA test
- Italians — it’s in their blood
- Internet cleaning time again
- New emblem
- Time breakdown of modern web design
- Travels
- Doctor’s office
- Women who know their place
- Scam Alert
- The start of a Christmas tradition
- A surprising child custody decision
- Why I’m Depressed
- Better than a Flu Shot!
- Unconventional wisdom
- Your house …
- Wit and wisdom of Bob Hope
- Details about Obama’s openly gay military
- The awful truth about beer
- That’s one question too many
- Something to offend everyone
- Venison vs. Beef: The controversy ends
- A moment of silence …
- Interesting piece of Arabic history
- 27 reasons you should support illegal immigration
- Observation by Larry the Cable Guy
- To pee or not to pee
- Deadly disease: Gonorrhea Lectim
- Marijuana-filled firewood
- The farmer and the old lady
- Apple does it again!
- Vonn to lose gold medal
- Gentle Thoughts for Today
- Fight organized crime: Re-elect no one
- Confessional Cuties
- Trading places
- Drinking with an Arizona Girl
- From Moses to Obama
- Door stop
- How do I fix this relationship?
- NBA or NFL?
- Interesting trivia
- Finally … a keyboard just for guys!
- Thank you, America!
- Hollywood Squares humor
- Signs, signs, everywhere signs
- You May Be A Taliban If …
- The Wit and Wisdom of Little Larry
- Contents of a can of Whoop-Ass
- Top 10 Country & Western song titles
- Recession-proof business
- We reserve the right to refuse service
- Marriage counseling, Southern style
- Walmart vs. The ‘Morons’
- Looks as though prayer is back in my life
- Great Orators of the Democrat Party
- Nancy Pelosi the saint
- Objection from a formerly drunken sailor
- Drummers
- My great, great, great-grandfather invented in-flight movies
- Whatever the cost, it’s worth it
- Making the most of retirement
- Don’t forget the ‘diversity’
- And a child shall lead them
- The miracle of burning the Bush
- 99 Red Balloons
- Try ‘Brazilian’
- Presidential humor
- Strange bed-fellows
- Hope it doesn’t change any further
- The perks of aging
- Procrastination
- At least he’s leading by example
- What a track record
- How to save the airline industry
- Chicago-style community organizing
- (In-) Action Figure
- Who knew?
- The hot-air hoax
- The new Pledge of Allegiance?
- That’ll be on Fox News
- Then and now
- Mao-maoing
- Hate that Walmart dress code
- Permanent solution
- Desperately seeking Grady
- Time machine mercenary wanted
- Used to be new
- Marco! Polo!
- He’ll understand when he gets older
- Points for politeness
- Looking toward the future
- Isn’t there a class for that?
- Regrets
- It’s better than being carried everywhere
- Prioritizing
- Winston Bennett on his health
- Tough duck
- Brooke Shields on smoking
- Suspicious character
- Mariah Carey on extreme dieting
- Fleeing turtle
- Truly remarkable
- God vs. monkeys
- Frank Feldman
- My dog
- Twenty-nine lines to make you smile
- You know you’re from California if …
- No pun in ten did
- DUMB ASS of the Year Award — 2009
- The Driver’s License
- The Self-portrait
- Why I no longer shop at Costco
- Mary Kay billboard
- Ace Hardware billboard
- K-Y Jelly billboard
- Hallmark billboard
- I wrack my brain over this, too
- Exxon billboard
- Ikea billboard
- Las Vegas billboard
- Government health warning
- Comparing medical prowess
- Cubic Zirconia billboard
- Budweiser billboard
- Hooked on Phonics billboard
- Corona billboard
- Don’t Drink and Drive billboard
- Saskatoon Restaurant billboard
- U.S. Army billboard
- Warning billboard
- The World’s Shortest Books
- Sushi billboard
- Advertising billboard
- Good question billboard
- St. Pauli Girl billboard
- Daisy Air Rifle billboard
- Marijuana billboard
- Finding inner peace
- Not very respectful
- Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award
- That’s pretty dense
- A short spelling lesson
- New health care plan for seniors
- Read this to feel more intelligent
- Don’t fill him up!
- Since before you were born, apparently
- God’s problem now
- I think Santa Claus is a woman
- List of achievements
- Inside every Cracker Back Jox
- The Nobel Peace Prize
- Obamacare tablets
- U.S. Presidency for Dummies
- Setting up a home security system
- Hide the decline
- Tit for tat
- Prayer for Grandpa
- Why men don’t write advice columns
- Not to worry
- The Fix
- Who gets the last beer?
- What do they have in common?
- The moral of the bird feeder
- Words of wisdom
- The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
- Can your truck do this?
- Cats vs. dogs
- Drugs for women
- Important information for women
- Walkin’ the walk
- An answer for everything
- Guide to border crossing
- Balance
- They’re the best!
- Known by the company he keeps
- Welcome home
- The secret to Oprah’s success
- Help yourself, friend
- Who says the media are liberal?
- Good news from Government Motors
- Neighborly
- Interesting comparison
- No more ‘illegal aliens’
- Obamopoly
- Fox news bows to White House pressure
- The Year was 1947
- Senior problems
- Funniest joke ever (and it’s on us)
- Idiot sightings
- ACORN cap with the nut still attached
- .577 T-Rex Rifle
- Two-story outhouse
- Scientists discover massive ring around Saturn
- Hydrogen Barackside
- Tolerance rules
- Modern-day Cowboy
- The immigration fairy
- Bear scientists
- The half-wit
- What would be do without the experts?
- Brilliant dogs
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- Thought for the day
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- Now that’s a hotline!
- NBA or NFL?
- Texas humor
- Tennessee humor
- Mississippi humor
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- Alabama humor
- An Army of 60+
- Help me move to Mexico
- How a man can make a woman happy
- To the 535 voting members of the federal legislature
- To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don’t
- The sweetness of married Life
- An Italian boy’s confession
- Truth in labeling
- Obamacare end-of-life counselling device unveiled
- Welcome to Obamacare
- Let me get this straight
- They don’t hate us for our freedom
- Why, Why, Why
- Haunting questions
- Putting the ‘personal’ in ‘personal ad’
- Very smooth
- Headlines and the dead art of proofreading
- Boy, did he take a wrong turn
- Smart thinking
- Careful what you request
- Maybe not the best automated phone system
- A reciprocal understanding
- Here’s some pay-back for you
- There’s a Commandment for everything
- No wonder he’s law-abiding
- The ideal marriage
- Planning for the future
- Life in Lake Havasu City
- Black vs. white
- Riddle gone awry
- Family get-together
- Signs that you might have a moron for president
- Hello! It’s the Superbowl!
- Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written by college students
- Did you know …
- Signs that you might be getting old
- Priceless
- Animal personalities
- Various views of the cattle business
- The lie clock
- A cowboy’s guide to life
- Prioritizing
- Mama’s Bible
- Do not talk to my parrot
- Punishment to fit the crime
- Four religious truths
- The cook’s helper
- Men’s age as determined by a trip to Home Depot
- Here’s your change: Obamacare
- Summer classes for men at The Learning Center
- Better take the gun
- The farmer and the government agent
- That’s pretty heavy!
- Senate investigation
- When fishermen meet
- The epitome of discretion
- Best entry for the writing assignment
- Doctors vs. gun owners
- Anti-terrorist exercise this Saturday!
- The Economy Is So Bad …
- A Well-Planned Retirement
- Guys’ Rules
- Recession, Depression, and Recovery
- Great new work-out video
- A dog on a mission
- R-E-S-P-E-C-T
- Shouldn’t have asked
- School 1958 vs. School 2008
- Who is the better friend?
- A good pun is it’s own re-word
- Overcoming black magic
- Male friendships are better
- Did he forget or just not give a darn?
- The best cookie recipe
- You can’t take it with you
- A fantasy fulfilled
- Don’t try to test God
- Cowboys and Muslims
- And don’t ever scorn her
- The Idiot Report
- It’s the thought that counts
- The balloonist
- Plan of action
- Guess Who I Am?
- Da soop kichen
- Comparing our deities
- Toddler property laws
- Don’t drink and drive
- Quotidian haiku
- Computer terminology
- ‘Big O’ stamp
- ID, please
- Don’t think that …
- The wisdom of experience
- Powers of observation
- The history of pharmacology
- How to annoy others
- Writing tips
- Comparing medical procedures
- Tips on moving out of the city
- Know your history
- Too much togetherness?
- Who’s your daddy?
- Barry could have won in absentia
- Texas rabbit attacks snake
- Political bumper stickers
- Husband of the Year Awards
- Nine Words Women Use
- God is in the details
- Riddle for the day
- Comprehending Engineers — Take Five
- Comprehending Engineers — Take Three
- Comprehending Engineers — Take Two
- Comprehending Engineers — Take One
- What did you learn in college today?
- Take this job and shove it
- Merge-Matic books
- Finally! A straight answer from tech support
- That’s the beer talking
- Private hells
- Engineers get no respect
- Tradition
- Helpful tips
- Driving styles
- Speed thrills
- Bar stool wisdom
- $50 for the homeless
- Teaching math through the years
- It advertises to pay
- Another vital government study
- Unfortunately, the truth is much worse
- That’s not what I said!
- Definition: Obamanation
- The Plan
- The opposite of progress
- New gun just for Democrats
- Failing economics
- Judging a chili cook-off
- Jesus and the Democrat
- What have we done?
- Welfare Office
- Observations on America
- Maybe they’re not really her friends
- Efficacious camouflage
- Teen pregnancy
- What can be done with make-up
- A man walks into a bar …
- Ten thoughts
- How many in a Brazilian?
- Insider trading information
- Will I live to see 80?
- That’s gratitude
- What constitutes a millionaire?
- Your choice
- How did this happen?
- How did he know?
- No good deed goes unpunished
- Selective hearing
- Woman’s ultimate fantasy
- Morning prayer
- Parachutes a-plenty
- What can you say about a stupid person?
- I read it on the Internet
- Just like in Austria
- Sick and tired
- Not a good argument
- Irish humor
- Random thoughts
- Sage words
- If AOL built a car
- Three friends
- Terms used in medical research
- Now, that’s faith
- Achtung!!!
- Gun control does work
- To all you hunters …
- The Ten Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
- Presidential penitence
- Eight simple rules for dating my daughter
- Computer gender
- Dying wish
- Blow hard
- Behind Mt. Rushmore
- A.A.A.D.D.
- Some thoughts for today
- Some thoughts for today
- The new flat tax
- The safe driver
- Fairy tales
- Driving lessons
- How to deal with telemarketers
- Mark his words
- Temperature sensitivity
- Jesus v. Satan
- Wild things
- Giving thanks: Then and now
- Explaining The ‘Stimulus Bill’
- Biggest boobs in the world
- A novel approach to saving money
- Headlines from The Year 2029
- New gizmo from Sony (language warning)
- Gentle words for our age
- New Words
- Steven Wright wrecks
- How to relax
- At least they bought the cow
- Santa Claus learns Unix
- Cold enough for you?
- Jesus’ nationality
- Dear Tech Support …
- Expert (dead) horsemanship
- Pied Piper Revisited
- He’s a stud
- Here’s one for the guys in tech support
- Global warming protest
- Youth vs. experience
- Heavenly Reward
- Things my mother taught me
- Better make it a double
- Where Obama gets his supporters
- At least he’ll be remembered
- Answer to a prayer
- A big loss for the Summer Olympics
- Scientific product labeling
- The Ten Commandments
- Los Angeles math test
- The Constitution
- The Ant and the Grasshopper
- Cows
- Keep those prices down!
- The quotable Marion Barry
- What fish?
- How many zeros in a billion?
- One good nap deserves another
- U.S. Tax system explained in terms of beer, to make it more manageable
- Ask Carnac the Magnificent
- Great expectations
- Why computers sometimes crash
- Leaks in the gene pool
- Be careful setting your goals
- Don’t ask, don’t tell
- Find out about the co-pay first
- Great news?
- Coming soon to a garage near you
- Merry Christmas?
- The night before Christmas, legally speaking
- Christmas riddle
- Let’s solve everyone’s problems at once
- Do your stuff, dog
- He kissed a frog
- Cost-cutting measures
- Praise the Lord
- All about women
- Contradictions
- Proposed new Articles of the Constitution
- Failed bank robbery
- Modern living
- Barry the Marxist and Joe the Plumber
- Types of women
- Bill Clinton at the Pearly Gates
- No shoving
- How to be irritating
- Only in America
- The old golfer
- Only 9 to go
- Almost there
- The branding incident
- If Windows had been put out by rednecks …
- Welcome to the neighborhood
- The Curse
- The talking dog
- You’re worth it
- Checking the premises
- An insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic
- Blonde painter
- Bill Gates in Heaven
- Am I driving?
- How to identify a hacker
- Offbeat definitions
- Only in California
- Why did that chicken cross the road? — 2008 version
- Dating application
- My kind of town, Chicago is
- Would you hire this man?
- Microsoft Office 2001
- Volunteer Fire Department
- Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder
- American at the Gates of Heaven
- Four-letter words
- You may be a nerd
- Sayings for today
- Teletubbie psychological test
- Appreciation
- Wise child
- Drumming up business
- New hearing aids
- Rules for dating my daughter
- The liberal UC San Francisco Math Placement Test
- The icing looked perfect
- Un-happy birthday
- For sale: White Privilege Card
- Moses and the Red Sea
- Gorilla removal service
- It all makes sense now
- Get your money out of your Ford Model T