Punny Statements
If you’re a logophile — a lover of words — you might find yourself cringing as you read these.
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Police were called to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
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When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
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The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
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The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
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A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
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A calendar’s days are numbered.
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With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory.
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When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.
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Acupuncture: a jab well done.