Dyslexics ahve more fnu.

Clones are people two.

Entropy isn’t what it used to be.

Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

Ground beef: A Cow With No Legs!

186,000 miles/sec: Not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

COLE’S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity.

Gene Police: YOU! Out of the pool.

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

I used to be indecisive; now I’m not sure.

What if there were no hypothetical question?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.

No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn’t work anyway.

Boycott shampoo! Demand REAL poo!

The floggings will continue until morale improves.