Department 21
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  • The man is a saint

    One afternoon, in Washington, DC, an aide to Barack Obama visited the Cardinal of the Catholic cathedral in Washington. He told the Cardinal that Obama would be attending the next mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Obama to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Obama a saint.

  • Memes and other funnies

    alcoholic
    b4
    bed
    childless
    common-sense
    doughnuts
    speaker
    success
    swearing
    tp
    virgin
    water

  • Core values

    Too bad “spelling” didn’t make it onto the list.

  • Dementia test

    Forgetting those keys? Wandering into a room, and then trying to determine why you’re there? Can’t remember the names anymore?

  • Q&A time

    Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers Q&A time.

  • Why I am now divorced

    Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.

  • Are they unemployed or what?

    COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

  • Some laughs for today

    02-Canadian-Riot

  • What do to with a dead horse

    The tribal wisdom of the Dakota indians, passed on from generation to generation, says, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount.”

  • The magic basket

  • In case of fire …

    In case of fire

  • Get back to work!

    The population of this country is 310 million.

  • Hope for real change

    truck sign

  • Riderless bicycles

  • Nerd joke

    nerd joke license plate

  • If meat eaters acted like vegans

  • She bought Barack a parrot

    During a lull between the speeches at the recent White House Correspondents’ dinner, Michelle Obama leans over to chat with Joe Biden.

  • Full loads

    full load

  • Obama at work

    Obama at work

  • Random thoughts …

    If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

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