If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.
Russian connections proven!
The cowboy and the stranger
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”
Dilbert
It’s an emergency!
Hillary Clinton phoned the White House shortly after midnight.
Today’s collection
The longest password ever
During a recent password audit, a company’s IT department found that an employee was using the password:
“MikeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”
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Why women live longer than men
One degree
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.