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Why do I have to press one for English when they are just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
Walls work
100 mph goat
Two guys out hunting came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size.
All yours
A highway patrolman spotted a car exceeding the speed limit on a rural highway, so he hit the lights and siren and attempted to pull it over.
