If you can’t afford to see a doctor, go to any airport. You’ll get a free X-ray and breast exam, and — if you mention Al Qaeda — you’ll get a free colonoscopy.
You’re under arrest
During his morning rounds, a marine biologist at a major zoo noticed that the dolphins in the aquarium section were trying to get frisky, both with each other and with other sea life in their enclosure. Clearly, something had to be done before visitors started showing up in just a few minutes.
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Doctor’s orders
Know your managers
Is it a Dodge or a Ram?
(Gimme Some of That) Ol’ Atonal Music
Concealed carry in California
Moose hunting in Canada
Two hunters, Otis and Elmer, got a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness where they managed to bag two big bull moose.
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
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