In a bathroom:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
“Where are President Trump’s tax returns?”
Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
A lawyer died and went to his time of reckoning.
Things you don’t need to do before you die.
In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.