A lawyer died and went to his time of reckoning.
Things you don’t need to do before you die.
In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.
Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government.
If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.
A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”