A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
USS RONALD REAGAN
Seeing it next to the Arizona Memorial really puts its size into perspective … enormous!
That awkward moment when you find out that Dolph Lundgren is much more qualified to be called a scientist than Bill Nye.
The State of Oregon Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a landowner asking for permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a certain species of unheard of frogs. The property owners’ response is epic. Anyone who has bought and then tried to use a hunting license will appreciate this exchange.
This South African cop probably missed a few training days.
For all of you with any money left, be on the lookout for the next round mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some big bucks.
I have a very complicated benefits question:
One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees’ behavior that was going on.