My wife and I went to the fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read:
“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
[Read more…] about The bullFive rules to remember in life
- Forgive your enemy but remember his name.
- Money cannot buy happiness but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
- Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they’re in trouble again.
- Many persons are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
- Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then, neither does milk.
That could have been me
I was sitting at a red light yesterday, minding my own business, patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no cross traffic. After a few moments, another car pulled to a stop next to me. Inside was a load of scruffy-bearded young men shouting anti-American slogans. They had a half-burned American flag duct-taped on the trunk and “Remember George Floyd” spray painted on the side.
[Read more…] about That could have been meLeaked copy of government plan to reopen the economy
Funny joke
I heard a funny joke about COVID-19 the other day. I’m not going to bother repeating it here because 99 percent of you won’t get it.
Lesson learned
