One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally retirees’ behavior that was going on.
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
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I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer be able to serve Southern United States on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Elves Local 209. I now serve only certain areas of Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Wisconsin, and Michigan.
A guy sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”
President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his yacht. While they were eating, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff’s hat off, right into the water.