The next time you’re feeling down, remember life is all about perspective.
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I walked in to a restaurant to have dinner last night. The host greeted me.
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Information and advice
Don’t irritate old people. The older they get, the less the threat of ife in prison is a deterrent.
Continue reading “Information and advice”How my summer is going so far
I’m on two diets. I wasn’t getting enough food on one.
Continue reading “How my summer is going so far”The bull
My wife and I went to the fair and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that read:
“THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.”
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