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How to treat your wife

Author Noam SainPosted on February 23, 2021

GOP ponders buying Trump a new vacation home

Reliable sources have confirmed that GOP leaders will be offering to buy former president Donald Trump a new vacation home in the location of his choice in exchange for quietly fading from the political scene.

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Author Noam SainPosted on February 20, 2021February 21, 2021

Al Gore creates new line of global warming winter wear

Nobel Peace Prize Al Gore, former U.S. Senator and Vice-President of the United States, and founder and current chair of The Climate Reality Project, today announced his new line of Global Warming winter wear.

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Author Noam SainPosted on February 15, 2021February 21, 2021

Biden administration to rush relief to storm-stricken Texas

As winter descends with a vengeance on the Great Plains this week, The Biden administration is making arrangements to send relief to the worst-hit areas in the form of new solar panels.

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Author Noam SainPosted on February 14, 2021February 21, 2021

Congress establishes Express impeachment process

After failing twice at impeaching Donald Trump, the House today announced a new Express process for targets of impeachment with three Articles or less.

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Author Noam SainPosted on February 13, 2021February 21, 2021

The mule traders

Two mule traders, Curtis and Leroy, saw an ad for a mule in the paper and agreed to buy it for $100.

The farmer was to deliver the mule the next day.

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Author Noam SainPosted on February 1, 2021February 5, 2021

Ad agencies take the high ground

Ad agencies in America and Europe have made the shocking discovery that the best approach to sell to white racist bigots is to feature non-whites and mixed-race couples prominently in all ads.

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Author Noam SainPosted on January 20, 2021February 22, 2021

The breakfast of winners

Author Noam SainPosted on January 11, 2021

Texas speed limit

Author Noam SainPosted on January 4, 2021

This is one way to keep the drain clear

Author Noam SainPosted on December 30, 2020December 30, 2020

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