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Where are my Milk Duds?
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The mainstream media today
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Try Abrain (advertisement)
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It’s a fine line
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Weight loss goal
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Hidden talents
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Jewish telegram
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Exercise helps
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In the beginning …
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The meaning of Passover
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Finally at peace
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The meaning of Easter
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Better for the planet
-
Super Bowl
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Mount Rushmore
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Modern times
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Oriental wisdom
-
Government still goes bankrupt
-
Great moments in history
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Elevator humor
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Grand wizard
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Calendar conversions
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With age comes wisdom
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Facebook popularity
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Airplane mode
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Upstairs and downstairs
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The tortoise and the hare
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Click on the motorcycle
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Vegetables
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I want mommy
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Old people
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Context is everything
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Close enough
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Adam and Eve
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Friends with benefits
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Exercising by remote
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New voice for Alexa and Siri
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A gift from mom and dad
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Nothing rhymes with orange
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Adult beverages
-
Pessimists, optimists, and realists
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I made a snowman
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Now it’s Christmas
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‘Twas the night before Christmas
-
Hansel and Gretel
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This is how government works
-
The most expensive vehicle to operate
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Stop appropriating other cultures on Halloween
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The farmer is the man who feeds them all
-
If home security was like border security
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OK, now what?
-
Still broken after all these years
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Sunday School
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Car problems
-
The perfect couple
-
The ex-golfer
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The eagle had landed
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Take the poison
-
Funnies for today
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Dear Mom
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Election denial
-
Pudding Guy
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UNIX virus
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Misheard lyrics
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Wife’s birthday
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Where were you?
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Understanding women
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Sounded like fun
-
Husbands are best for secrets
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Getting customer assistance
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Strange way to start a conversation
-
Crossfit diet
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Special High-Intensity Training
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Horse tips
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Memory clinic
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Biden Bingo
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Computer gender
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Not the answer he was seeking
-
Jewish mothers
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Not deaf
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Gentle ribbing
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Playing the long game
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Noah’s Ark
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First line only
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We were married
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Be careful what you ask for
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Final exam — 1895
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Glove making
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Amazon proof
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Rabbit hunt
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The long spell
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Fluctuations
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Words explained
-
Celebrity opinions
-
Argument settled
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Crazy liberals
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No offense
-
Day 799
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Everyone to the kitchen!
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AI vs. RI
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00 Zero: License to Fall
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You know … the thing!
-
Who says men can’t decorate?
-
Calculating climate change
-
Name that disease
-
Polar bears
-
Santa jokes 2022
-
‘Twas the night before spending
-
A priest and a nun in a remote cabin
-
9 careers for gender studies majors
-
Who wore it better?
-
Questionable Halloween costume options
-
Why change the flavor?
-
Work safely
-
Apple
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Diet water
-
Dear algebra …
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For all you foodies
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Hang in there
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Every family
-
Weight loss tip
-
Thoughts for today
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The Cynical Philosopher
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Old Adult Truths
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Is there life after death?
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The Origin of the Nobel Peace Prize and the Pulitzer Prize
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The Magic Green Hat
-
Nautical sense of humor
-
Term limits
-
Curtis & Leroy
-
Getting older
-
The pilot and the priest
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New pistol
-
Inner Peace
-
Puns for educated minds
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The latest from WalMart
-
Bumperstickers seen on military bases
-
Very brave (but deceased) men jokes
-
Don’t even try to compete with these guys
-
More signs
-
The latest technology
-
Healthy doughnut fact
-
Is this too much lettuce?
-
Don’t need to say a word
-
That first kiss
-
Eat cake
-
Anything you say
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D’oh!
-
California Freedom
-
When God created the cat
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Give me patience
-
When you’re told something is ‘military grade’
-
Double-masking
-
Library changes
-
Funnies for today
-
My new favorite store
-
Meet ‘Budd,’ the driving dog
-
GPS says …
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Speeding ticket
-
It’s that day … again
-
Jill says ‘stop’
-
WH leaks continue
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Don’t be one of them
-
Why life jackets should be mandatory
-
Never squat while wearing spurs
-
Inner peace
-
Do you feel like I do?
-
Bad dog!
-
Perspective
-
Dining out
-
Traitor Joe’s
-
Towing fails
-
Information and advice
-
How my summer is going so far
-
The bull
-
Five rules to remember in life
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That could have been me
-
Leaked copy of government plan to reopen the economy
-
Funny joke
-
Lesson learned
-
Raising the bar
-
Memes for today
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Respect your elders
-
Happy returns
-
St. Patrick
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I used to have it all
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Global Warming™ a boon the ski industry
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How to treat your wife
-
GOP ponders buying Trump a new vacation home
-
Al Gore creates new line of global warming winter wear
-
Biden administration to rush relief to storm-stricken Texas
-
Congress establishes Express impeachment process
-
The mule traders
-
Ad agencies take the high ground
-
The breakfast of winners
-
Texas speed limit
-
This is one way to keep the drain clear
-
It’s a Broderick Crawford Christmas
-
Copy cat or cat scan?
-
Every day is now a good-hair day
-
Thanksgiving dinner
-
Nothing to see here
-
The Gollum state
-
Laughs for today
-
Book?
-
Today’s funny/odd images
-
De-evolution
-
Senior life
-
Don’t forget to tip your server
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Why boys need parents
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The Good Samaritan
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Funny protest signs
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Last day on the job
-
Happy dogs
-
Why Americans ride bicycles
-
Mask wearing
-
Making the transition to online teaching
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Hand washing
-
A different kind of drug problem
-
Looks as though we need a new list
-
Nap time
-
I was thinking
-
Health tip
-
You’re under arrest
-
Early adopter
-
Doctor’s orders
-
Know your managers
-
Is it a Dodge or a Ram?
-
(Gimme Some of That) Ol’ Atonal Music
-
Concealed carry in California
-
Moose hunting in Canada
-
The lost chopper pilot
-
The lost balloonist
-
The impossible phone challenge
-
The white Christmas
-
Christmas funnies
-
Living rent-free in his head
-
You’re not the boss of me
-
Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips
-
More signs from the Indian Hills Community Center
-
Enquiring minds want to know
-
Answer to a prayer
-
Checking out the competition
-
Don’t use shampoo in the shower
-
Stop the slaughter
-
Summer is here: Know your ticks
-
Overkill
-
Farming help needed
-
One cool cat
-
Walls work
-
Please press 1
-
100 mph goat
-
All yours
-
When you lie on your résumé and get the job anyway
-
Puns for today
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It’s a sign
-
Some memes for today
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Chef Gordon Ramsay’s crispy pancake recipe
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Welcome to California
-
Power of proofreading
-
Trump’s tax returns
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Estate planning
-
Reverse bucket list
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Attorney years
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The Sixties vs. now
-
Self-sufficiency
-
Memes for today
-
Today’s lesson on irony …
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How to become Super Cool
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Medicare Part G
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The cowboy and the stranger
-
Russian connections
-
Dilbert
-
It’s an emergency!
-
Today’s collection
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The longest password ever
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Arizona billboard
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Why women live longer than men
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One degree
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Three new Navy ships
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Well, this is awkward
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How to respond to a request from the government
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Men at work and at play
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Merger tips for 2017
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Benefits question
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The correct use of a rear spoiler
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E-mail from God
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Tough-love caution signs
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Teacher’s pet
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Passing the torch
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Women as viewed by engineers
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Dear Christmas Gift Recipients (former)
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The talking dog
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Media spin
-
Survey says …
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They don’t make ads the way they used to
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Some oldies but goodies
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It’s a sign
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The man is a saint
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Memes and other funnies
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Core values
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Dementia test
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Q&A time
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Why I am now divorced
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Are they unemployed or what?
-
Some laughs for today
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What do to with a dead horse
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The magic basket
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In case of fire …
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Get back to work!
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Hope for real change
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Riderless bicycles
-
Nerd joke
-
If meat eaters acted like vegans
-
She bought Barack a parrot
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Full loads
-
Obama at work
-
Random thoughts …
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Where politicians come from
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Nine months later
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So, how is your day going?
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Stereo-to-mono converter
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Bizarre laws still on the books
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Been there, done that
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The preacher and the lawnmower
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Why teachers drink
-
Pepsi MAX Test Drive 2
-
Husband and wife Christmas shopping
-
Translation table: British politeness
-
It’s only money
-
Daylight Saving — the movie (trailers)
-
Trick or treat!
-
This year’s marshmallow crop disaster
-
Obamacare explained in four sentences
-
Politicians: 0; Country: 1
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When Insults Had Class …
-
Guess it wasn’t a dictionary’s dictionary
-
Dr. Geezer’s Clinic
-
Politically incorrect
-
So that’s why Ikea serves food
-
Check out my flashlight
-
Interview with the new White House head of security
-
How the turbo encabulator works
-
How a missile guidance system works
-
Worst job in the world
-
Being helpful is part of the job description
-
They don’t miss Cecil
-
Proud of my kid
-
Eleven jokes for today
-
This is your daughter
-
Ten jokes for today
-
Six jokes for today
-
Seven jokes for today
-
My mommy, the exotic dancer
-
Five jokes for today
-
Important facts to remember as you grow older
-
Five jokes for today
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Five jokes for today
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Five jokes for today
-
Five jokes for today
-
Five jokes for today
-
The post turtle
-
Yeah, we can tell
-
My neighbors aren’t real happy about this, but I’m saving a bundle …
-
How did that happen?
-
The secret’s out
-
The urbanite and the chain saw
-
Worst parents of the year
-
What causes arthritis?
-
The beauty of love
-
General Public Notice
-
Don’t underestimate old guys
-
Channel surfing
-
A little-known tidbit of naval history
-
A contemporary romance story
-
Now that’s what you call drunk driving
-
Best pool shot ever by a naked white chick
-
Ban fox hunting
-
Cyclists must obey all road signs
-
Am I lucky, or what?
-
The U.S. Air Force: Solving problems since 1947
-
Seen on the streets of Bismarck, ND
-
Gracie Allen’s Classic Roast Beef Recipe
-
Creative homeless signs
-
High school graduation in Detroit
-
Next time, write it down
-
Getting to heaven
-
Punography
-
New arrivals
-
The koala and the lizard
-
President’s day
-
Get connected with Kronies action figures
-
Meanwhile, in Russia
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That’s one clever cat
-
FLIR video
-
WWJD?
-
Things that make you cry out ‘Lord help me!’
-
10 pet peeves dogs have about humans
-
When you’re dead
-
The world’s greatest salesman
-
Where to retire
-
About that apology …
-
Praying for Obama
-
Four Mexicans in a rowboat
-
Biting off more than you can chew
-
In photography, timing is everything
-
Do you drink beer?
-
From the new Form 1040 on-line
-
Sometimes speed doesn’t have to kill … it’s bad enough on its own
-
Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio
-
Woman stops grizzly attack with .25 caliber pistol
-
Travel ideas
-
The split second before
-
Here’s your dose of irony for today
-
How to spot a fake ID
-
Thanks, but I’d rather just use my tongue
-
So, that’s what they mean by ‘gas ‘n’ go’
-
How speed-walking was invented
-
Good thing he wasn’t at a urinal
-
Rules are rules
-
No coincidence
-
Get out of the house and enjoy nature!
-
Undercover?
-
Imagine the savings
-
Show him your badge!
-
How did everyone else my age get so old?
-
AP: No more ‘illegal immigrants’
-
Attempted murder
-
Worst day of my life
-
After Quasimodo’s death
-
Wild vehicles
-
Mayan calendar explained
-
Let him pass
-
Finding Bin Laden
-
Words of wisdom from Leon Spinks
-
The perfect husband
-
Job available
-
You’ve reached tech support …
-
What a working desk says about a person’s mind
-
Fifty bucks
-
The personality characteristics for various police assignments
-
Not a gambler
-
Proof positive of global warming
-
For sale: Old people
-
Diversity car show
-
Deluxe, all-in-one super notice
-
How to stop people from bugging you about getting married
-
Splinters in her crotch
-
Everyone loves Star Trek
-
Pope-mobile?
-
Need$ for DNA test
-
Italians — it’s in their blood
-
Internet cleaning time again
-
New emblem
-
Time breakdown of modern web design
-
Travels
-
Doctor’s office
-
Women who know their place
-
Scam Alert
-
The start of a Christmas tradition
-
A surprising child custody decision
-
Why I’m Depressed
-
Better than a Flu Shot!
-
Unconventional wisdom
-
Your house …
-
Wit and wisdom of Bob Hope
-
Details about Obama’s openly gay military
-
The awful truth about beer
-
That’s one question too many
-
Something to offend everyone
-
Venison vs. Beef: The controversy ends
-
A moment of silence …
-
Interesting piece of Arabic history
-
27 reasons you should support illegal immigration
-
Observation by Larry the Cable Guy
-
To pee or not to pee
-
Deadly disease: Gonorrhea Lectim
-
Marijuana-filled firewood
-
The farmer and the old lady
-
Apple does it again!
-
Vonn to lose gold medal
-
Gentle Thoughts for Today
-
Fight organized crime: Re-elect no one
-
Confessional Cuties
-
Trading places
-
Drinking with an Arizona Girl
-
From Moses to Obama
-
Door stop
-
How do I fix this relationship?
-
NBA or NFL?
-
Interesting trivia
-
Finally … a keyboard just for guys!
-
Thank you, America!
-
Hollywood Squares humor
-
Signs, signs, everywhere signs
-
You May Be A Taliban If …
-
The Wit and Wisdom of Little Larry
-
Contents of a can of Whoop-Ass
-
Top 10 Country & Western song titles
-
Recession-proof business
-
We reserve the right to refuse service
-
Marriage counseling, Southern style
-
Walmart vs. The ‘Morons’
-
Looks as though prayer is back in my life
-
Great Orators of the Democrat Party
-
Nancy Pelosi the saint
-
Objection from a formerly drunken sailor
-
Drummers
-
My great, great, great-grandfather invented in-flight movies
-
Whatever the cost, it’s worth it
-
Making the most of retirement
-
Don’t forget the ‘diversity’
-
And a child shall lead them
-
The miracle of burning the Bush
-
99 Red Balloons
-
Try ‘Brazilian’
-
Presidential humor
-
Strange bed-fellows
-
Hope it doesn’t change any further
-
The perks of aging
-
Procrastination
-
At least he’s leading by example
-
What a track record
-
How to save the airline industry
-
Chicago-style community organizing
-
(In-) Action Figure
-
Who knew?
-
The hot-air hoax
-
The new Pledge of Allegiance?
-
That’ll be on Fox News
-
Then and now
-
Mao-maoing
-
Hate that Walmart dress code
-
Permanent solution
-
Desperately seeking Grady
-
Time machine mercenary wanted
-
Used to be new
-
Marco! Polo!
-
He’ll understand when he gets older
-
Points for politeness
-
Looking toward the future
-
Isn’t there a class for that?
-
Regrets
-
It’s better than being carried everywhere
-
Prioritizing
-
Winston Bennett on his health
-
Tough duck
-
Brooke Shields on smoking
-
Suspicious character
-
Mariah Carey on extreme dieting
-
Fleeing turtle
-
Truly remarkable
-
God vs. monkeys
-
Frank Feldman
-
My dog
-
Twenty-nine lines to make you smile
-
You know you’re from California if …
-
No pun in ten did
-
DUMB ASS of the Year Award — 2009
-
The Driver’s License
-
The Self-portrait
-
Why I no longer shop at Costco
-
Mary Kay billboard
-
Ace Hardware billboard
-
K-Y Jelly billboard
-
Hallmark billboard
-
I wrack my brain over this, too
-
Exxon billboard
-
Ikea billboard
-
Las Vegas billboard
-
Government health warning
-
Comparing medical prowess
-
Cubic Zirconia billboard
-
Budweiser billboard
-
Hooked on Phonics billboard
-
Corona billboard
-
Don’t Drink and Drive billboard
-
Saskatoon Restaurant billboard
-
U.S. Army billboard
-
Warning billboard
-
The World’s Shortest Books
-
Sushi billboard
-
Advertising billboard
-
Good question billboard
-
St. Pauli Girl billboard
-
Daisy Air Rifle billboard
-
Marijuana billboard
-
Finding inner peace
-
Not very respectful
-
Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award
-
That’s pretty dense
-
A short spelling lesson
-
New health care plan for seniors
-
Read this to feel more intelligent
-
Don’t fill him up!
-
Since before you were born, apparently
-
God’s problem now
-
I think Santa Claus is a woman
-
List of achievements
-
Inside every Cracker Back Jox
-
The Nobel Peace Prize
-
Obamacare tablets
-
U.S. Presidency for Dummies
-
Setting up a home security system
-
Hide the decline
-
Tit for tat
-
Prayer for Grandpa
-
Why men don’t write advice columns
-
Not to worry
-
The Fix
-
Who gets the last beer?
-
What do they have in common?
-
The moral of the bird feeder
-
Words of wisdom
-
The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
-
Can your truck do this?
-
Cats vs. dogs
-
Drugs for women
-
Important information for women
-
Walkin’ the walk
-
An answer for everything
-
Guide to border crossing
-
Balance
-
They’re the best!
-
Known by the company he keeps
-
Welcome home
-
The secret to Oprah’s success
-
Help yourself, friend
-
Who says the media are liberal?
-
Good news from Government Motors
-
Neighborly
-
Interesting comparison
-
No more ‘illegal aliens’
-
Obamopoly
-
Fox news bows to White House pressure
-
The Year was 1947
-
Senior problems
-
Funniest joke ever (and it’s on us)
-
Idiot sightings
-
ACORN cap with the nut still attached
-
.577 T-Rex Rifle
-
Two-story outhouse
-
Scientists discover massive ring around Saturn
-
Hydrogen Barackside
-
Tolerance rules
-
Modern-day Cowboy
-
The immigration fairy
-
Bear scientists
-
The half-wit
-
What would be do without the experts?
-
Brilliant dogs
-
Punny Statements
-
Thought for the day
-
Poser for the day
-
Now that’s a hotline!
-
NBA or NFL?
-
Texas humor
-
Tennessee humor
-
Mississippi humor
-
Louisiana humor
-
Georgia humor
-
Alabama humor
-
An Army of 60+
-
Help me move to Mexico
-
How a man can make a woman happy
-
To the 535 voting members of the federal legislature
-
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don’t
-
The sweetness of married Life
-
An Italian boy’s confession
-
Truth in labeling
-
Obamacare end-of-life counselling device unveiled
-
Welcome to Obamacare
-
Let me get this straight
-
They don’t hate us for our freedom
-
Why, Why, Why
-
Haunting questions
-
Putting the ‘personal’ in ‘personal ad’
-
Very smooth
-
Headlines and the dead art of proofreading
-
Boy, did he take a wrong turn
-
Smart thinking
-
Careful what you request
-
Maybe not the best automated phone system
-
A reciprocal understanding
-
Here’s some pay-back for you
-
There’s a Commandment for everything
-
No wonder he’s law-abiding
-
The ideal marriage
-
Planning for the future
-
Life in Lake Havasu City
-
Black vs. white
-
Riddle gone awry
-
Family get-together
-
Signs that you might have a moron for president
-
Hello! It’s the Superbowl!
-
Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written by college students
-
Did you know …
-
Signs that you might be getting old
-
Priceless
-
Animal personalities
-
Various views of the cattle business
-
The lie clock
-
A cowboy’s guide to life
-
Prioritizing
-
Mama’s Bible
-
Do not talk to my parrot
-
Punishment to fit the crime
-
Four religious truths
-
The cook’s helper
-
Men’s age as determined by a trip to Home Depot
-
Here’s your change: Obamacare
-
Summer classes for men at The Learning Center
-
Better take the gun
-
The farmer and the government agent
-
That’s pretty heavy!
-
Senate investigation
-
When fishermen meet
-
The epitome of discretion
-
Best entry for the writing assignment
-
Doctors vs. gun owners
-
Anti-terrorist exercise this Saturday!
-
The Economy Is So Bad …
-
A Well-Planned Retirement
-
Guys’ Rules
-
Recession, Depression, and Recovery
-
Great new work-out video
-
A dog on a mission
-
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
-
Shouldn’t have asked
-
School 1958 vs. School 2008
-
Who is the better friend?
-
A good pun is it’s own re-word
-
Overcoming black magic
-
Male friendships are better
-
Did he forget or just not give a darn?
-
The best cookie recipe
-
You can’t take it with you
-
A fantasy fulfilled
-
Don’t try to test God
-
Cowboys and Muslims
-
And don’t ever scorn her
-
The Idiot Report
-
It’s the thought that counts
-
The balloonist
-
Plan of action
-
Guess Who I Am?
-
Da soop kichen
-
Comparing our deities
-
Toddler property laws
-
Don’t drink and drive
-
Quotidian haiku
-
Computer terminology
-
‘Big O’ stamp
-
ID, please
-
Don’t think that …
-
The wisdom of experience
-
Powers of observation
-
The history of pharmacology
-
How to annoy others
-
Writing tips
-
Comparing medical procedures
-
Tips on moving out of the city
-
Know your history
-
Too much togetherness?
-
Who’s your daddy?
-
Barry could have won in absentia
-
Texas rabbit attacks snake
-
Political bumper stickers
-
Husband of the Year Awards
-
Nine Words Women Use
-
God is in the details
-
Riddle for the day
-
Comprehending Engineers — Take Five
-
Comprehending Engineers — Take Three
-
Comprehending Engineers — Take Two
-
Comprehending Engineers — Take One
-
What did you learn in college today?
-
Take this job and shove it
-
Merge-Matic books
-
Finally! A straight answer from tech support
-
That’s the beer talking
-
Private hells
-
Engineers get no respect
-
Tradition
-
Helpful tips
-
Driving styles
-
Speed thrills
-
Bar stool wisdom
-
$50 for the homeless
-
Teaching math through the years
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It advertises to pay
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Another vital government study
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Unfortunately, the truth is much worse
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That’s not what I said!
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Definition: Obamanation
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The Plan
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The opposite of progress
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New gun just for Democrats
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Failing economics
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Judging a chili cook-off
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Jesus and the Democrat
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What have we done?
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Welfare Office
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Observations on America
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Maybe they’re not really her friends
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Efficacious camouflage
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Teen pregnancy
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What can be done with make-up
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A man walks into a bar …
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Ten thoughts
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How many in a Brazilian?
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Insider trading information
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Will I live to see 80?
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That’s gratitude
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What constitutes a millionaire?
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Your choice
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How did this happen?
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How did he know?
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No good deed goes unpunished
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Selective hearing
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Woman’s ultimate fantasy
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Morning prayer
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Parachutes a-plenty
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What can you say about a stupid person?
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I read it on the Internet
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Just like in Austria
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Sick and tired
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Not a good argument
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Irish humor
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Random thoughts
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Sage words
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If AOL built a car
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Three friends
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Terms used in medical research
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Now, that’s faith
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Achtung!!!
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Gun control does work
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To all you hunters …
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The Ten Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
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Presidential penitence
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Eight simple rules for dating my daughter
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Computer gender
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Dying wish
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Blow hard
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Behind Mt. Rushmore
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A.A.A.D.D.
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Some thoughts for today
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Some thoughts for today
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The new flat tax
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The safe driver
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Fairy tales
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Driving lessons
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How to deal with telemarketers
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Mark his words
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Temperature sensitivity
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Jesus v. Satan
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Wild things
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Giving thanks: Then and now
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Explaining The ‘Stimulus Bill’
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Biggest boobs in the world
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A novel approach to saving money
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Headlines from The Year 2029
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New gizmo from Sony (language warning)
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Gentle words for our age
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New Words
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Steven Wright wrecks
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How to relax
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At least they bought the cow
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Santa Claus learns Unix
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Cold enough for you?
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Jesus’ nationality
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Dear Tech Support …
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Expert (dead) horsemanship
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Pied Piper Revisited
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He’s a stud
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Here’s one for the guys in tech support
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Global warming protest
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Youth vs. experience
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Heavenly Reward
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Things my mother taught me
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Better make it a double
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Where Obama gets his supporters
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At least he’ll be remembered
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Answer to a prayer
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A big loss for the Summer Olympics
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Scientific product labeling
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The Ten Commandments
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Los Angeles math test
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The Constitution
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The Ant and the Grasshopper
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Cows
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Keep those prices down!
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The quotable Marion Barry
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What fish?
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How many zeros in a billion?
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One good nap deserves another
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U.S. Tax system explained in terms of beer, to make it more manageable
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Ask Carnac the Magnificent
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Great expectations
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Why computers sometimes crash
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Leaks in the gene pool
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Be careful setting your goals
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Don’t ask, don’t tell
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Find out about the co-pay first
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Great news?
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Coming soon to a garage near you
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Merry Christmas?
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The night before Christmas, legally speaking
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Christmas riddle
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Let’s solve everyone’s problems at once
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Do your stuff, dog
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He kissed a frog
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Cost-cutting measures
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Praise the Lord
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All about women
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Contradictions
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Proposed new Articles of the Constitution
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Failed bank robbery
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Modern living
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Barry the Marxist and Joe the Plumber
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Types of women
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Bill Clinton at the Pearly Gates
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No shoving
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How to be irritating
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Only in America
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The old golfer
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Only 9 to go
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Almost there
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The branding incident
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If Windows had been put out by rednecks …
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Welcome to the neighborhood
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The Curse
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The talking dog
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You’re worth it
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Checking the premises
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An insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic
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Blonde painter
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Bill Gates in Heaven
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Am I driving?
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How to identify a hacker
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Offbeat definitions
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Only in California
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Why did that chicken cross the road? — 2008 version
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Dating application
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My kind of town, Chicago is
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Would you hire this man?
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Microsoft Office 2001
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Volunteer Fire Department
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Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder
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American at the Gates of Heaven
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Four-letter words
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You may be a nerd
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Sayings for today
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Teletubbie psychological test
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Appreciation
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Wise child
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Drumming up business
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New hearing aids
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Rules for dating my daughter
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The liberal UC San Francisco Math Placement Test
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The icing looked perfect
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Un-happy birthday
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For sale: White Privilege Card
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Moses and the Red Sea
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Gorilla removal service
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It all makes sense now
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Get your money out of your Ford Model T