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  • Exclusive, official, 100% real: Gavin Newsom endorsing Cameluh Harris
  • Where are my Milk Duds?
  • The mainstream media today
  • Try Abrain (advertisement)
  • It’s a fine line
  • Weight loss goal
  • Hidden talents
  • Jewish telegram
  • Exercise helps
  • In the beginning …
  • The meaning of Passover
  • Finally at peace
  • The meaning of Easter
  • Better for the planet
  • Super Bowl
  • Mount Rushmore
  • Modern times
  • Oriental wisdom
  • Government still goes bankrupt
  • Great moments in history
  • Elevator humor
  • Grand wizard
  • Calendar conversions
  • With age comes wisdom
  • Facebook popularity
  • Airplane mode
  • Upstairs and downstairs
  • The tortoise and the hare
  • Click on the motorcycle
  • Vegetables
  • I want mommy
  • Old people
  • Context is everything
  • Close enough
  • Adam and Eve
  • Friends with benefits
  • Exercising by remote
  • New voice for Alexa and Siri
  • A gift from mom and dad
  • Nothing rhymes with orange
  • Adult beverages
  • Pessimists, optimists, and realists
  • I made a snowman
  • Now it’s Christmas
  • ‘Twas the night before Christmas
  • Hansel and Gretel
  • This is how government works
  • The most expensive vehicle to operate
  • Stop appropriating other cultures on Halloween
  • The farmer is the man who feeds them all
  • If home security was like border security
  • OK, now what?
  • Still broken after all these years
  • Sunday School
  • Car problems
  • The perfect couple
  • The ex-golfer
  • The eagle had landed
  • Take the poison
  • Funnies for today
  • Dear Mom
  • Election denial
  • Pudding Guy
  • UNIX virus
  • Misheard lyrics
  • Wife’s birthday
  • Where were you?
  • Understanding women
  • Sounded like fun
  • Husbands are best for secrets
  • Getting customer assistance
  • Strange way to start a conversation
  • Crossfit diet
  • Special High-Intensity Training
  • Horse tips
  • Memory clinic
  • Biden Bingo
  • Computer gender
  • Not the answer he was seeking
  • Jewish mothers
  • Not deaf
  • Gentle ribbing
  • Playing the long game
  • Noah’s Ark
  • First line only
  • We were married
  • Be careful what you ask for
  • Final exam — 1895
  • Glove making
  • Amazon proof
  • Rabbit hunt
  • The long spell
  • Fluctuations
  • Words explained
  • Celebrity opinions
  • Argument settled
  • Crazy liberals
  • No offense
  • Day 799
  • Everyone to the kitchen!
  • AI vs. RI
  • 00 Zero: License to Fall
  • You know … the thing!
  • Who says men can’t decorate?
  • Calculating climate change
  • Name that disease
  • Polar bears
  • Santa jokes 2022
  • ‘Twas the night before spending
  • A priest and a nun in a remote cabin
  • 9 careers for gender studies majors
  • Who wore it better?
  • Questionable Halloween costume options
  • Why change the flavor?
  • Work safely
  • Apple
  • Diet water
  • Dear algebra …
  • For all you foodies
  • Hang in there
  • Every family
  • Weight loss tip
  • Thoughts for today
  • The Cynical Philosopher
  • Old Adult Truths
  • Is there life after death?
  • The Origin of the Nobel Peace Prize and the Pulitzer Prize
  • The Magic Green Hat
  • Nautical sense of humor
  • Term limits
  • Curtis & Leroy
  • Getting older
  • The pilot and the priest
  • New pistol
  • Inner Peace
  • Puns for educated minds
  • The latest from WalMart
  • Bumperstickers seen on military bases
  • Very brave (but deceased) men jokes
  • Don’t even try to compete with these guys
  • More signs
  • The latest technology
  • Healthy doughnut fact
  • Is this too much lettuce?
  • Don’t need to say a word
  • That first kiss
  • Eat cake
  • Anything you say
  • D’oh!
  • California Freedom
  • When God created the cat
  • Give me patience
  • When you’re told something is ‘military grade’
  • Double-masking
  • Library changes
  • Funnies for today
  • My new favorite store
  • Meet ‘Budd,’ the driving dog
  • GPS says …
  • Speeding ticket
  • It’s that day … again
  • Jill says ‘stop’
  • WH leaks continue
  • Don’t be one of them
  • Why life jackets should be mandatory
  • Never squat while wearing spurs
  • Inner peace
  • Do you feel like I do?
  • Bad dog!
  • Perspective
  • Dining out
  • Traitor Joe’s
  • Towing fails
  • Information and advice
  • How my summer is going so far
  • The bull
  • Five rules to remember in life
  • That could have been me
  • Leaked copy of government plan to reopen the economy
  • Funny joke
  • Lesson learned
  • Raising the bar
  • Memes for today
  • Respect your elders
  • Happy returns
  • St. Patrick
  • I used to have it all
  • Global Warming™ a boon the ski industry
  • How to treat your wife
  • GOP ponders buying Trump a new vacation home
  • Al Gore creates new line of global warming winter wear
  • Biden administration to rush relief to storm-stricken Texas
  • Congress establishes Express impeachment process
  • The mule traders
  • Ad agencies take the high ground
  • The breakfast of winners
  • Texas speed limit
  • This is one way to keep the drain clear
  • It’s a Broderick Crawford Christmas
  • Copy cat or cat scan?
  • Every day is now a good-hair day
  • Thanksgiving dinner
  • Nothing to see here
  • The Gollum state
  • Laughs for today
  • Book?
  • Today’s funny/odd images
  • De-evolution
  • Senior life
  • Don’t forget to tip your server
  • Why boys need parents
  • The Good Samaritan
  • Funny protest signs
  • Last day on the job
  • Happy dogs
  • Why Americans ride bicycles
  • Mask wearing
  • Making the transition to online teaching
  • Hand washing
  • A different kind of drug problem
  • Looks as though we need a new list
  • Nap time
  • I was thinking
  • Health tip
  • You’re under arrest
  • Early adopter
  • Doctor’s orders
  • Know your managers
  • Is it a Dodge or a Ram?
  • (Gimme Some of That) Ol’ Atonal Music
  • Concealed carry in California
  • Moose hunting in Canada
  • The lost chopper pilot
  • The lost balloonist
  • The impossible phone challenge
  • The white Christmas
  • Christmas funnies
  • Living rent-free in his head
  • You’re not the boss of me
  • Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips
  • More signs from the Indian Hills Community Center
  • Enquiring minds want to know
  • Answer to a prayer
  • Checking out the competition
  • Don’t use shampoo in the shower
  • Stop the slaughter
  • Summer is here: Know your ticks
  • Overkill
  • Farming help needed
  • One cool cat
  • Walls work
  • Please press 1
  • 100 mph goat
  • All yours
  • When you lie on your résumé and get the job anyway
  • Puns for today
  • It’s a sign
  • Some memes for today
  • Chef Gordon Ramsay’s crispy pancake recipe
  • Welcome to California
  • Power of proofreading
  • Trump’s tax returns
  • Estate planning
  • Reverse bucket list
  • Attorney years
  • The Sixties vs. now
  • Self-sufficiency
  • Memes for today
  • Today’s lesson on irony …
  • How to become Super Cool
  • Medicare Part G
  • The cowboy and the stranger
  • Russian connections
  • Dilbert
  • It’s an emergency!
  • Today’s collection
  • The longest password ever
  • Arizona billboard
  • Why women live longer than men
  • One degree
  • Three new Navy ships
  • Well, this is awkward
  • How to respond to a request from the government
  • Men at work and at play
  • Merger tips for 2017
  • Benefits question
  • The correct use of a rear spoiler
  • E-mail from God
  • Tough-love caution signs
  • Teacher’s pet
  • Passing the torch
  • Women as viewed by engineers
  • Dear Christmas Gift Recipients (former)
  • The talking dog
  • Media spin
  • Survey says …
  • They don’t make ads the way they used to
  • Some oldies but goodies
  • It’s a sign
  • The man is a saint
  • Memes and other funnies
  • Core values
  • Dementia test
  • Q&A time
  • Why I am now divorced
  • Are they unemployed or what?
  • Some laughs for today
  • What do to with a dead horse
  • The magic basket
  • In case of fire …
  • Get back to work!
  • Hope for real change
  • Riderless bicycles
  • Nerd joke
  • If meat eaters acted like vegans
  • She bought Barack a parrot
  • Full loads
  • Obama at work
  • Random thoughts …
  • Where politicians come from
  • Nine months later
  • So, how is your day going?
  • Stereo-to-mono converter
  • Bizarre laws still on the books
  • Been there, done that
  • The preacher and the lawnmower
  • Why teachers drink
  • Pepsi MAX Test Drive 2
  • Husband and wife Christmas shopping
  • Translation table: British politeness
  • It’s only money
  • Daylight Saving — the movie (trailers)
  • Trick or treat!
  • This year’s marshmallow crop disaster
  • Obamacare explained in four sentences
  • Politicians: 0; Country: 1
  • When Insults Had Class …
  • Guess it wasn’t a dictionary’s dictionary
  • Dr. Geezer’s Clinic
  • Politically incorrect
  • So that’s why Ikea serves food
  • Check out my flashlight
  • Interview with the new White House head of security
  • How the turbo encabulator works
  • How a missile guidance system works
  • Worst job in the world
  • Being helpful is part of the job description
  • They don’t miss Cecil
  • Proud of my kid
  • Eleven jokes for today
  • This is your daughter
  • Ten jokes for today
  • Six jokes for today
  • Seven jokes for today
  • My mommy, the exotic dancer
  • Five jokes for today
  • Important facts to remember as you grow older
  • Five jokes for today
  • Five jokes for today
  • Five jokes for today
  • Five jokes for today
  • Five jokes for today
  • The post turtle
  • Yeah, we can tell
  • My neighbors aren’t real happy about this, but I’m saving a bundle …
  • How did that happen?
  • The secret’s out
  • The urbanite and the chain saw
  • Worst parents of the year
  • What causes arthritis?
  • The beauty of love
  • General Public Notice
  • Don’t underestimate old guys
  • Channel surfing
  • A little-known tidbit of naval history
  • A contemporary romance story
  • Now that’s what you call drunk driving
  • Best pool shot ever by a naked white chick
  • Ban fox hunting
  • Cyclists must obey all road signs
  • Am I lucky, or what?
  • The U.S. Air Force: Solving problems since 1947
  • Seen on the streets of Bismarck, ND
  • Gracie Allen’s Classic Roast Beef Recipe
  • Creative homeless signs
  • High school graduation in Detroit
  • Next time, write it down
  • Getting to heaven
  • Punography
  • New arrivals
  • The koala and the lizard
  • President’s day
  • Get connected with Kronies action figures
  • Meanwhile, in Russia
  • That’s one clever cat
  • FLIR video
  • WWJD?
  • Things that make you cry out ‘Lord help me!’
  • 10 pet peeves dogs have about humans
  • When you’re dead
  • The world’s greatest salesman
  • Where to retire
  • About that apology …
  • Praying for Obama
  • Four Mexicans in a rowboat
  • Biting off more than you can chew
  • In photography, timing is everything
  • Do you drink beer?
  • From the new Form 1040 on-line
  • Sometimes speed doesn’t have to kill … it’s bad enough on its own
  • Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio
  • Woman stops grizzly attack with .25 caliber pistol
  • Travel ideas
  • The split second before
  • Here’s your dose of irony for today
  • How to spot a fake ID
  • Thanks, but I’d rather just use my tongue
  • So, that’s what they mean by ‘gas ‘n’ go’
  • How speed-walking was invented
  • Good thing he wasn’t at a urinal
  • Rules are rules
  • No coincidence
  • Get out of the house and enjoy nature!
  • Undercover?
  • Imagine the savings
  • Show him your badge!
  • How did everyone else my age get so old?
  • AP: No more ‘illegal immigrants’
  • Attempted murder
  • Worst day of my life
  • After Quasimodo’s death
  • Wild vehicles
  • Mayan calendar explained
  • Let him pass
  • Finding Bin Laden
  • Words of wisdom from Leon Spinks
  • The perfect husband
  • Job available
  • You’ve reached tech support …
  • What a working desk says about a person’s mind
  • Fifty bucks
  • The personality characteristics for various police assignments
  • Not a gambler
  • Proof positive of global warming
  • For sale: Old people
  • Diversity car show
  • Deluxe, all-in-one super notice
  • How to stop people from bugging you about getting married
  • Splinters in her crotch
  • Everyone loves Star Trek
  • Pope-mobile?
  • Need$ for DNA test
  • Italians — it’s in their blood
  • Internet cleaning time again
  • New emblem
  • Time breakdown of modern web design
  • Travels
  • Doctor’s office
  • Women who know their place
  • Scam Alert
  • The start of a Christmas tradition
  • A surprising child custody decision
  • Why I’m Depressed
  • Better than a Flu Shot!
  • Unconventional wisdom
  • Your house …
  • Wit and wisdom of Bob Hope
  • Details about Obama’s openly gay military
  • The awful truth about beer
  • That’s one question too many
  • Something to offend everyone
  • Venison vs. Beef: The controversy ends
  • A moment of silence …
  • Interesting piece of Arabic history
  • 27 reasons you should support illegal immigration
  • Observation by Larry the Cable Guy
  • To pee or not to pee
  • Deadly disease: Gonorrhea Lectim
  • Marijuana-filled firewood
  • The farmer and the old lady
  • Apple does it again!
  • Vonn to lose gold medal
  • Gentle Thoughts for Today
  • Fight organized crime: Re-elect no one
  • Confessional Cuties
  • Trading places
  • Drinking with an Arizona Girl
  • From Moses to Obama
  • Door stop
  • How do I fix this relationship?
  • NBA or NFL?
  • Interesting trivia
  • Finally … a keyboard just for guys!
  • Thank you, America!
  • Hollywood Squares humor
  • Signs, signs, everywhere signs
  • You May Be A Taliban If …
  • The Wit and Wisdom of Little Larry
  • Contents of a can of Whoop-Ass
  • Top 10 Country & Western song titles
  • Recession-proof business
  • We reserve the right to refuse service
  • Marriage counseling, Southern style
  • Walmart vs. The ‘Morons’
  • Looks as though prayer is back in my life
  • Great Orators of the Democrat Party
  • Nancy Pelosi the saint
  • Objection from a formerly drunken sailor
  • Drummers
  • My great, great, great-grandfather invented in-flight movies
  • Whatever the cost, it’s worth it
  • Making the most of retirement
  • Don’t forget the ‘diversity’
  • And a child shall lead them
  • The miracle of burning the Bush
  • 99 Red Balloons
  • Try ‘Brazilian’
  • Presidential humor
  • Strange bed-fellows
  • Hope it doesn’t change any further
  • The perks of aging
  • Procrastination
  • At least he’s leading by example
  • What a track record
  • How to save the airline industry
  • Chicago-style community organizing
  • (In-) Action Figure
  • Who knew?
  • The hot-air hoax
  • The new Pledge of Allegiance?
  • That’ll be on Fox News
  • Then and now
  • Mao-maoing
  • Hate that Walmart dress code
  • Permanent solution
  • Desperately seeking Grady
  • Time machine mercenary wanted
  • Used to be new
  • Marco! Polo!
  • He’ll understand when he gets older
  • Points for politeness
  • Looking toward the future
  • Isn’t there a class for that?
  • Regrets
  • It’s better than being carried everywhere
  • Prioritizing
  • Winston Bennett on his health
  • Tough duck
  • Brooke Shields on smoking
  • Suspicious character
  • Mariah Carey on extreme dieting
  • Fleeing turtle
  • Truly remarkable
  • God vs. monkeys
  • Frank Feldman
  • My dog
  • Twenty-nine lines to make you smile
  • You know you’re from California if …
  • No pun in ten did
  • DUMB ASS of the Year Award — 2009
  • The Driver’s License
  • The Self-portrait
  • Why I no longer shop at Costco
  • Mary Kay billboard
  • Ace Hardware billboard
  • K-Y Jelly billboard
  • Hallmark billboard
  • I wrack my brain over this, too
  • Exxon billboard
  • Ikea billboard
  • Las Vegas billboard
  • Government health warning
  • Comparing medical prowess
  • Cubic Zirconia billboard
  • Budweiser billboard
  • Hooked on Phonics billboard
  • Corona billboard
  • Don’t Drink and Drive billboard
  • Saskatoon Restaurant billboard
  • U.S. Army billboard
  • Warning billboard
  • The World’s Shortest Books
  • Sushi billboard
  • Advertising billboard
  • Good question billboard
  • St. Pauli Girl billboard
  • Daisy Air Rifle billboard
  • Marijuana billboard
  • Finding inner peace
  • Not very respectful
  • Nominees for the Chevy Nova Award
  • That’s pretty dense
  • A short spelling lesson
  • New health care plan for seniors
  • Read this to feel more intelligent
  • Don’t fill him up!
  • Since before you were born, apparently
  • God’s problem now
  • I think Santa Claus is a woman
  • List of achievements
  • Inside every Cracker Back Jox
  • The Nobel Peace Prize
  • Obamacare tablets
  • U.S. Presidency for Dummies
  • Setting up a home security system
  • Hide the decline
  • Tit for tat
  • Prayer for Grandpa
  • Why men don’t write advice columns
  • Not to worry
  • The Fix
  • Who gets the last beer?
  • What do they have in common?
  • The moral of the bird feeder
  • Words of wisdom
  • The Pope and Nancy Pelosi
  • Can your truck do this?
  • Cats vs. dogs
  • Drugs for women
  • Important information for women
  • Walkin’ the walk
  • An answer for everything
  • Guide to border crossing
  • Balance
  • They’re the best!
  • Known by the company he keeps
  • Welcome home
  • The secret to Oprah’s success
  • Help yourself, friend
  • Who says the media are liberal?
  • Good news from Government Motors
  • Neighborly
  • Interesting comparison
  • No more ‘illegal aliens’
  • Obamopoly
  • Fox news bows to White House pressure
  • The Year was 1947
  • Senior problems
  • Funniest joke ever (and it’s on us)
  • Idiot sightings
  • ACORN cap with the nut still attached
  • .577 T-Rex Rifle
  • Two-story outhouse
  • Scientists discover massive ring around Saturn
  • Hydrogen Barackside
  • Tolerance rules
  • Modern-day Cowboy
  • The immigration fairy
  • Bear scientists
  • The half-wit
  • What would be do without the experts?
  • Brilliant dogs
  • Punny Statements
  • Thought for the day
  • Poser for the day
  • Now that’s a hotline!
  • NBA or NFL?
  • Texas humor
  • Tennessee humor
  • Mississippi humor
  • Louisiana humor
  • Georgia humor
  • Alabama humor
  • An Army of 60+
  • Help me move to Mexico
  • How a man can make a woman happy
  • To the 535 voting members of the federal legislature
  • To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don’t
  • The sweetness of married Life
  • An Italian boy’s confession
  • Truth in labeling
  • Obamacare end-of-life counselling device unveiled
  • Welcome to Obamacare
  • Let me get this straight
  • They don’t hate us for our freedom
  • Why, Why, Why
  • Haunting questions
  • Putting the ‘personal’ in ‘personal ad’
  • Very smooth
  • Headlines and the dead art of proofreading
  • Boy, did he take a wrong turn
  • Smart thinking
  • Careful what you request
  • Maybe not the best automated phone system
  • A reciprocal understanding
  • Here’s some pay-back for you
  • There’s a Commandment for everything
  • No wonder he’s law-abiding
  • The ideal marriage
  • Planning for the future
  • Life in Lake Havasu City
  • Black vs. white
  • Riddle gone awry
  • Family get-together
  • Signs that you might have a moron for president
  • Hello! It’s the Superbowl!
  • Top ten ways the Bible would have been different if written by college students
  • Did you know …
  • Signs that you might be getting old
  • Priceless
  • Animal personalities
  • Various views of the cattle business
  • The lie clock
  • A cowboy’s guide to life
  • Prioritizing
  • Mama’s Bible
  • Do not talk to my parrot
  • Punishment to fit the crime
  • Four religious truths
  • The cook’s helper
  • Men’s age as determined by a trip to Home Depot
  • Here’s your change: Obamacare
  • Summer classes for men at The Learning Center
  • Better take the gun
  • The farmer and the government agent
  • That’s pretty heavy!
  • Senate investigation
  • When fishermen meet
  • The epitome of discretion
  • Best entry for the writing assignment
  • Doctors vs. gun owners
  • Anti-terrorist exercise this Saturday!
  • The Economy Is So Bad …
  • A Well-Planned Retirement
  • Guys’ Rules
  • Recession, Depression, and Recovery
  • Great new work-out video
  • A dog on a mission
  • R-E-S-P-E-C-T
  • Shouldn’t have asked
  • School 1958 vs. School 2008
  • Who is the better friend?
  • A good pun is it’s own re-word
  • Overcoming black magic
  • Male friendships are better
  • Did he forget or just not give a darn?
  • The best cookie recipe
  • You can’t take it with you
  • A fantasy fulfilled
  • Don’t try to test God
  • Cowboys and Muslims
  • And don’t ever scorn her
  • The Idiot Report
  • It’s the thought that counts
  • The balloonist
  • Plan of action
  • Guess Who I Am?
  • Da soop kichen
  • Comparing our deities
  • Toddler property laws
  • Don’t drink and drive
  • Quotidian haiku
  • Computer terminology
  • ‘Big O’ stamp
  • ID, please
  • Don’t think that …
  • The wisdom of experience
  • Powers of observation
  • The history of pharmacology
  • How to annoy others
  • Writing tips
  • Comparing medical procedures
  • Tips on moving out of the city
  • Know your history
  • Too much togetherness?
  • Who’s your daddy?
  • Barry could have won in absentia
  • Texas rabbit attacks snake
  • Political bumper stickers
  • Husband of the Year Awards
  • Nine Words Women Use
  • God is in the details
  • Riddle for the day
  • Comprehending Engineers — Take Five
  • Comprehending Engineers — Take Three
  • Comprehending Engineers — Take Two
  • Comprehending Engineers — Take One
  • What did you learn in college today?
  • Take this job and shove it
  • Merge-Matic books
  • Finally! A straight answer from tech support
  • That’s the beer talking
  • Private hells
  • Engineers get no respect
  • Tradition
  • Helpful tips
  • Driving styles
  • Speed thrills
  • Bar stool wisdom
  • $50 for the homeless
  • Teaching math through the years
  • It advertises to pay
  • Another vital government study
  • Unfortunately, the truth is much worse
  • That’s not what I said!
  • Definition: Obamanation
  • The Plan
  • The opposite of progress
  • New gun just for Democrats
  • Failing economics
  • Judging a chili cook-off
  • Jesus and the Democrat
  • What have we done?
  • Welfare Office
  • Observations on America
  • Maybe they’re not really her friends
  • Efficacious camouflage
  • Teen pregnancy
  • What can be done with make-up
  • A man walks into a bar …
  • Ten thoughts
  • How many in a Brazilian?
  • Insider trading information
  • Will I live to see 80?
  • That’s gratitude
  • What constitutes a millionaire?
  • Your choice
  • How did this happen?
  • How did he know?
  • No good deed goes unpunished
  • Selective hearing
  • Woman’s ultimate fantasy
  • Morning prayer
  • Parachutes a-plenty
  • What can you say about a stupid person?
  • I read it on the Internet
  • Just like in Austria
  • Sick and tired
  • Not a good argument
  • Irish humor
  • Random thoughts
  • Sage words
  • If AOL built a car
  • Three friends
  • Terms used in medical research
  • Now, that’s faith
  • Achtung!!!
  • Gun control does work
  • To all you hunters …
  • The Ten Best Things to Say When Caught Sleeping at Your Desk
  • Presidential penitence
  • Eight simple rules for dating my daughter
  • Computer gender
  • Dying wish
  • Blow hard
  • Behind Mt. Rushmore
  • A.A.A.D.D.
  • Some thoughts for today
  • Some thoughts for today
  • The new flat tax
  • The safe driver
  • Fairy tales
  • Driving lessons
  • How to deal with telemarketers
  • Mark his words
  • Temperature sensitivity
  • Jesus v. Satan
  • Wild things
  • Giving thanks: Then and now
  • Explaining The ‘Stimulus Bill’
  • Biggest boobs in the world
  • A novel approach to saving money
  • Headlines from The Year 2029
  • New gizmo from Sony (language warning)
  • Gentle words for our age
  • New Words
  • Steven Wright wrecks
  • How to relax
  • At least they bought the cow
  • Santa Claus learns Unix
  • Cold enough for you?
  • Jesus’ nationality
  • Dear Tech Support …
  • Expert (dead) horsemanship
  • Pied Piper Revisited
  • He’s a stud
  • Here’s one for the guys in tech support
  • Global warming protest
  • Youth vs. experience
  • Heavenly Reward
  • Things my mother taught me
  • Better make it a double
  • Where Obama gets his supporters
  • At least he’ll be remembered
  • Answer to a prayer
  • A big loss for the Summer Olympics
  • Scientific product labeling
  • The Ten Commandments
  • Los Angeles math test
  • The Constitution
  • The Ant and the Grasshopper
  • Cows
  • Keep those prices down!
  • The quotable Marion Barry
  • What fish?
  • How many zeros in a billion?
  • One good nap deserves another
  • U.S. Tax system explained in terms of beer, to make it more manageable
  • Ask Carnac the Magnificent
  • Great expectations
  • Why computers sometimes crash
  • Leaks in the gene pool
  • Be careful setting your goals
  • Don’t ask, don’t tell
  • Find out about the co-pay first
  • Great news?
  • Coming soon to a garage near you
  • Merry Christmas?
  • The night before Christmas, legally speaking
  • Christmas riddle
  • Let’s solve everyone’s problems at once
  • Do your stuff, dog
  • He kissed a frog
  • Cost-cutting measures
  • Praise the Lord
  • All about women
  • Contradictions
  • Proposed new Articles of the Constitution
  • Failed bank robbery
  • Modern living
  • Barry the Marxist and Joe the Plumber
  • Types of women
  • Bill Clinton at the Pearly Gates
  • No shoving
  • How to be irritating
  • Only in America
  • The old golfer
  • Only 9 to go
  • Almost there
  • The branding incident
  • If Windows had been put out by rednecks …
  • Welcome to the neighborhood
  • The Curse
  • The talking dog
  • You’re worth it
  • Checking the premises
  • An insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic
  • Blonde painter
  • Bill Gates in Heaven
  • Am I driving?
  • How to identify a hacker
  • Offbeat definitions
  • Only in California
  • Why did that chicken cross the road? — 2008 version
  • Dating application
  • My kind of town, Chicago is
  • Would you hire this man?
  • Microsoft Office 2001
  • Volunteer Fire Department
  • Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder
  • American at the Gates of Heaven
  • Four-letter words
  • You may be a nerd
  • Sayings for today
  • Teletubbie psychological test
  • Appreciation
  • Wise child
  • Drumming up business
  • New hearing aids
  • Rules for dating my daughter
  • The liberal UC San Francisco Math Placement Test
  • The icing looked perfect
  • Un-happy birthday
  • For sale: White Privilege Card
  • Moses and the Red Sea
  • Gorilla removal service
  • It all makes sense now
  • Get your money out of your Ford Model T

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