Why boys need parents

The Good Samaritan

Funny protest signs

Last day on the job

Happy dogs

Why Americans ride bicycles

Mask wearing

After seeing how some people wear their masks, I understand why contraception fails.

Making the transition to online teaching

A music teacher’s song to help everyone through the process.

Hand washing

Since COVID now has everyone washing their hands correctly, next week: Turn signals.

A different kind of drug problem

Dear sir;

Looks as though we need a new list

I just read a list of 100 things you should do before you die. I’m surprised “yell for help” wasn’t one of them.

Nap time

I was thinking

I was thinking: If only 11 million people have Obamacare, how will 24 million people die if it is repealed? Will an additional 13 million people be randomly shot?

Health tip

If you can’t afford to see a doctor, go to any airport. You’ll get a free X-ray and breast exam, and — if you mention Al Qaeda — you’ll get a free colonoscopy.

You’re under arrest

During his morning rounds, a marine biologist at a major zoo noticed that the dolphins in the aquarium section were trying to get frisky, both with each other and with other sea life in their enclosure. Clearly, something had to be done before visitors started showing up in just a few minutes.

Early adopter

Doctor’s orders

Know your managers

Is it a Dodge or a Ram?

(Gimme Some of That) Ol’ Atonal Music