Memes and other funnies

Core values

Too bad “spelling” didn’t make it onto the list.

Dementia test

Forgetting those keys? Wandering into a room, and then trying to determine why you’re there? Can’t remember the names anymore?

Q&A time

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school in New York to talk about the world. After her talk she offers Q&A time.

Why I am now divorced

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning.

Are they unemployed or what?

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America.

Some laughs for today

What do to with a dead horse

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota indians, passed on from generation to generation, says, “When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, best strategy is to dismount.”

The magic basket

In case of fire …

Get back to work!

The population of this country is 310 million.

Hope for real change

Riderless bicycles

Nerd joke

If meat eaters acted like vegans

She bought Barack a parrot

During a lull between the speeches at the recent White House Correspondents’ dinner, Michelle Obama leans over to chat with Joe Biden.

Full loads

Obama at work

Random thoughts …

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

Where politicians come from

A father told his three sons when he sent them to the university, “I feel it’s my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”