• Explaining The ‘Stimulus Bill’

    An economics student approached the professor and said, “I still don’t understand this stimulus thing. Can you explain it to me?”

  • Biggest boobs in the world

    Caution: If you are easily offended, don’t look! Here is a photo of a woman with the biggest boobs in the world.

  • A novel approach to saving money

    Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?,” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer.

  • Headlines from The Year 2029

    Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.

  • New gizmo from Sony (language warning)

  • Gentle words for our age

    Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky error messages, your computer produced haiku …

  • New Words

    Here is the Washington Post’s “Mensa Invitational,” which once again has asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, then supplying a new definition.

  • Steven Wright wrecks

    Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

  • How to relax

    Picture yourself near a stream …

  • At least they bought the cow

    A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for only 1,000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk.

  • Santa Claus learns Unix 

    better !pout !cry

  • Cold enough for you?

    A Chicago man dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says “sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here,” the man says, “no problem. I’m from Chicago.”

  • Jesus’ nationality

    THREE INDICATIONS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH:

  • Dear Tech Support …

    Dear Technical Support:

  • Expert (dead) horsemanship

    A simpleminded person might say that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.

  • Pied Piper Revisited

    A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed bronze sculpture of a rat. The sculpture is so interesting and unique that he picks it up and asks the shop owner the price.

  • He’s a stud

    Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, “I’d like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You’ll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can’t go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?”

  • Here’s one for the guys in tech support

    A cannibal goes to the human meat market to buy a brain for his lunch (as one would). He sees a little poster that boasts about the quality of IT professional brains that are currently on sale.

  • Global warming protest

    Global warming protest

  • Youth vs. experience

    An elderly man in Northern Mississippi had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.