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Rules for dating my daughter
Rule One:
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The liberal UC San Francisco Math Placement Test
- Zelda and Jane were given a Rottweiler at their commitment ceremony. If their dog needs to be walked two miles a day and they walk at a rate of one mile per hour, how much time will they spend discussing their relationship in public?
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The icing looked perfect
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake the cupcakes. After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Timmy to put the icing on. When he had finished, he brought them to the table.
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Un-happy birthday
One man was explaining to another why he fired his secretary.
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For sale: White Privilege Card
For Sale: My White Privilege Card. Over 50 years old but in mint condition. Never been used. Reason for selling: It hasn’t done any thing for me! No free college, no free food, no free housing, no free anything. I’ve had to go to work every day of my life while paying a boatload of taxes to carry those who chose not to work. If interested, I prefer cash but willing to do an even trade for a Victim Card which seems much more widely accepted and comes with countless benefits.
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Moses and the Red Sea
Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in Sunday School.
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Gorilla removal service
A lady wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in her tree. She looks in the phone book and finds a gorilla removal service.
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It all makes sense now
Here’s something everyone should know:
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Get your money out of your Ford Model T
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