Department 21
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  • Everyone to the kitchen!

    Women belong in the kitchen.

  • AI vs. RI

    “Are you concerned about the increase in artificial intelligence?”

  • 00 Zero: License to Fall

    The trailer for the next James Bond movie is already out. License To Fall starring Joe Biden. pic.twitter.com/8IwMmWdeVQ

    — MAZE (@mazemoore) March 16, 2023
  • You know … the thing!

    I support the … you know … the thing!

  • Who says men can’t decorate?

    Who says men can't decorate?

  • Calculating climate change

    “If we divide 123 genders by white supremacy, how much climate change to we have?”

  • Name that disease

    The man told his doctor that he wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do.

  • Polar bears

    When Al Gore was born there were 7,000 of us. Today only 30,000 remain.

  • Santa jokes 2022

    How much did Santa’s sleigh cost? It was on the house.

  • ‘Twas the night before spending

    ‘Twas the night before spending,
    and all through the House,
    No one’s courage was stirring,
    Every man a louse.

  • A priest and a nun in a remote cabin

    A priest and a nun are caught in a blizzard.

  • 9 careers for gender studies majors

  • Who wore it better?

    Who wore it better?

  • Questionable Halloween costume options

    Female Swimmer

  • Why change the flavor?

    “If vegetables are so good, explain to me why vegans always try to make them taste like meat.”

  • Work safely

    How stupid can they be? Neither of them is wearing goggles.

  • Apple

    “Weird … no windows.”

  • Diet water

    I’m sure glad someone finally came out with a diet water. My weight was getting out of control drinking the regular stuff.

  • Dear algebra …

    “Dear Algebra,
    Please stop asking us to find your X.
    She’s never coming back, and don’t ask Y.”

  • For all you foodies

    We have never found a cave painting of a salad.

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