Five and half year-old Jennie answered the door when the census taker came by. She told the census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn’t home because he was performing an appendectomy.

“My,” said the census taker, “that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?”

“Oh, sure! Fifteen-hundred bucks straight up. Of course, that doesn’t even include the anesthesiologist!”