Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs.
Keep honking, I’m reloading.
Hang up and drive.
Lord save me from your followers.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn’t listen.
Friends don’t let friends drive naked.
If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.