• Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

  • Without geometry, life is pointless.

  • Pasteurize: Too far to see.

  • Khakis: What you need to start the car in Boston.

  • Incongruous: Where bills are passed.

  • Sea captains don’t like crew cuts.

  • Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

  • I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

  • If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

  • Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

  • A pessimist’s blood type is always B-negative.

  • Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

  • A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

  • Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

  • A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

  • Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?