Obama’s health care plan will:

  • Be written by a committee whose head says he doesn’t understand it;

  • Be passed by a Congress that hasn’t read it (but exempts themselves from it);

  • Be signed by a person who smokes (and also hasn’t read it), and who is married to a woman who as a hospital administrator made hundreds of thousands of dollars per year — in part — for kicking indigent patients out into the cold;

  • Have funding administered by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes;

  • Be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese; and

  • Be financed by a country that is nearly broke.

What could possibly go wrong?