1. Don’t imagine you can change a man unless he’s in diapers.
  2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
  3. If they put a man on the moon — they should be able to put them all up there.
  4. Never let your man’s mind wander — it’s too little to be out alone.
  5. Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
  6. Men are all the same — they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
  7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
  8. Women don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.
  10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  12. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
  13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
  14. Sadly, all men are created equal.