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“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.”
“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I’m just the one to do it.”
“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”
“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.”
“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.”
“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”
“The word ‘genius’ isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.”
“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.”
“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances.”
“Traditionally, most of Australia’s imports come from overseas.”
“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.”