From historic Democrats:

“One man with courage makes a majority.” — Andrew Jackson

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” — Franklin D. Roosevelt

“The buck stops here.” — Harry S. Truman

“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.” — John F. Kennedy

And, from today’s geniuses:

“It depends what your definition of ‘sex’ is.” — Bill Clinton

“That Obama … I would like to cut his nuts off.” — Jesse Jackson

“Those rumors are false … I believe in the sanctity of marriage.” — John Edwards

“I invented the Internet.” — Al Gore

“The next person that tells me I’m not religious, I’m going to shove my rosary beads up their a**.” — Joe Biden

“America is … is no longer, uh, what it … it, uh, could be, uh, what it was once was … uh, and I say to myself, ‘uh, I don’t want that future, uh, uh for my children’.” — Barack Obama

“I have campaigned in all 57 states.” — Barack Obama (2008)

“You don’t need God anymore, you have us Democrats.” — Nancy Pelosi (2006)

“Paying taxes is voluntary.” — Sen. Harry Reid

“Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he.” — Hillary Clinton (1998)

And the most recent gem of wisdom from the “Mother Moron”:

“We just have to pass the Healthcare Bill to see what’s in it.” — Nancy Pelosi (March, 2010)