The U.S. Air Force: Solving problems since 1947

Air Force General: “Mr. President, we’ve just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One.”

Obama: “No way!”

General: “That’s right, sir, the plane will be invisible. Will you be going along on the maiden flight?”

Obama: “Wouldn’t miss a good press opportunity for the world.”

General: “Have a good trip, sir.”