• Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

  • Life is sexually transmitted.

  • Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

  • Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

  • Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

  • All of us could lake a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

  • In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird. and people take Prozac to make it normal.

  • Don’t worry about old age: It doesn’t last that long.