Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Be decisive, right or wrong.

Mom is going to be so happy when she sees the gas tank is full.

Remember when you could refer to your knees as right and left?

What a smart ass

Generation gap

Growing old is hard work ...

Old Himalayan cure for constipation

Don't mind me ... just pickup up this year's Christmas tree ...

How cute

I'm sorry to bother you but the bird feeder is empty.

Telling your twins apart. Level: Expert

Oh hey ... you're home early.

I've made a huge mistake

Not quite sure what to do right now ...

I wonder if common sense will ever make a comeback ...