“Where are President Trump’s tax returns?”

Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders astutely responded, “We’ve found a very secure place and I’m certain they won’t be found.”

“And just where is that?” asked the reporter sarcastically.

Mrs. Sanders grinned and responded, “They are underneath Obama’s college records, his passport application, his immigration status as a student, his funding sources to pay for college, his college records, his writings for the law review, his Social Security application, and his Selective Service registration.”

“Next question?”