From the Indian Hills Community Center

Therapy has taught me it's all your fault

Visited the zoo but they only had one animal. What a shih Tzu!

Adios! Au Revoir! I'm bye-lingual

I was struck by a bottel of Omega 3 pills. Luckily, my woulds were only super fish oil

Puns about poop aren't my favorite, but they're a solid number 2

I buy my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He's a small arms dealer

Things that tell the truth: Small children, drunk people, yoga pants