Sally decided to do something wild that she hadn’t done before, so she set out to rent her first X-rated adult video.

She went to the video store, quickly selected an erotically titled video from the shelf, and then proceeded to pay the cashier.

She drove home, lit some candles, slipped into something comfortable, and put the tape into the VCR.

To her disappointment, there was nothing but static on the screen. So she called the video store to complain.

Sally said, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape but static.”

The store clerk replied, “Sorry about that. We’ve had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?”

Sally replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner’.”