A bear walked into a bar in Billings, Montana and sat down. He banged on the bar with his paw demanding a beer. The bartender approached saying, “We don’t serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.”

Becoming angry, the bear again demanded that he be served. This only served to bring the bartender to tell him more forcefully, “We don’t serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings.”

Now in full blown rage, the bear roared, “If you don’t serve me a beer, I’m going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.” To this, the bartender merely replied, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings.”

The bear then went to the end of the bar and true to his word, ate the woman. That done he went back to his seat and once again demanded a beer. Unfazed, the bartender simply stated, “Sorry, we don’t serve beer to belligerent, bullying bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.”

To this the bear snarled, “I’m not on drugs!”

The bartender smiled engagingly while saying, “You are now. That was a barbitchyouate.”