Patron
Waiter!
Waiter
Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem?
Patron
There’s a fly in my soup!
Waiter
Try again, maybe the fly won’t be there this time.
Patron
No, it’s still there.
Waiter
Maybe it’s the way you’re using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron
Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter
Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using?
Patron
A soup bowl!
Waiter
Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it’s a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up?
Patron
You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?!
Waiter
Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter
Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?
Patron
You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?
Waiter
Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter
The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I’m running late now.

The waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.

Waiter
Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron
This is potato soup.
Waiter
Yes, the tomato soup wasn’t ready yet.
Patron
Well, I’m so hungry now, I’ll eat anything.

The waiter leaves.

Patron
Waiter! There’s a gnat in my soup!

The check:

Soup of the Day … $5.00

Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day … $2.50

Access to support … $1.00