• Trump’s tax returns

    “Where are President Trump’s tax returns?”

  • Estate planning

    Tom was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.

  • Reverse bucket list

    Things you don’t need to do before you die.

  • Attorney years

    A lawyer died and went to his time of reckoning.

  • The Sixties vs. now

    In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it look normal.

  • Self-sufficiency

    Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and he won’t bother you for weeks or months … maybe years.

  • Memes for today

    Cure liberalism: Have liberals spayed and neutered

  • Today’s lesson on irony …

    Once in a while we just have to stand back in awe of government.

  • How to become Super Cool

    Dude is too Super Cool for his Traffic Ticket

  • Medicare Part G

    If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need long-term care, but the government says there is no nursing home care available for you, what do you do? You may opt for Medicare Part G.

  • The cowboy and the stranger

    A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when in the distance a brand-new 7 Series BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses, and YSL tie, pulled to a stop, leaned out the window, and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many animals you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

  • Russian connections

    “Breaking news: Putin may have ties to Russia.”

  • Dilbert


  • It’s an emergency!

    Hillary Clinton phoned the White House shortly after midnight.

  • Today’s collection

    Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.

  • The longest password ever

    During a recent password audit, a company’s IT department found that an employee was using the password:

  • Arizona billboard

    “Attention illegal immigrants: Los Angeles loves you.”

  • Why women live longer than men

    Why women live longer than men

  • One degree

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

  • Three new Navy ships