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Dr. Warren’s Whiter-Than-White Strips
“They won’t know you’re part Indian unless you tell them.”
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More signs from the Indian Hills Community Center
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Enquiring minds want to know
“Psst, whatcha doin?”
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Answer to a prayer
The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Suzie stood and walked to the podium.
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Checking out the competition
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Don’t use shampoo in the shower
A health warning you can actually use
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Stop the slaughter
“Stop killing alligators to make Gatorade.”
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Summer is here: Know your ticks
“Brown Dog Tick, Lone Star Tick, Deer Tick, and Luna-Tick.”
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Overkill
“Now that’s just overkill. I mean really, who needs two bikes?”
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Farming help needed
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One cool cat
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Walls work
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Please press 1
Why do I have to press one for English when they are just going to transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?
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100 mph goat
Two guys out hunting came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and were amazed at its size.
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All yours
A highway patrolman spotted a car exceeding the speed limit on a rural highway, so he hit the lights and siren and attempted to pull it over.
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When you lie on your résumé and get the job anyway
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Puns for today
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It’s a sign
From the Indian Hills Community Center
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Some memes for today
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Chef Gordon Ramsay’s crispy pancake recipe