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Interview with the new White House head of security

How the turbo encabulator works

How a missile guidance system works

Worst job in the world

Being helpful is part of the job description

People often complain about the police, but you rarely hear about the positive things they do, such as this incident involving a biker and a frozen carburetor.

They don’t miss Cecil

Proud of my kid

Eleven jokes for today

I met my wife at a dance. I thought she was at home with the kids.

This is your daughter

This is your daughter:

Ten jokes for today

Policeman saw a woman knitting while driving the other day.
“Pull over!” he shouted.
“No, it’s a scarf!” she replied.

Six jokes for today

I’ve just started work as a human chess piece. I’m on knights next week.

Seven jokes for today

Just seen a very confusing book: “Ventriloquism for Dummies.”

My mommy, the exotic dancer

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their mothers did for a living.

Five jokes for today

If you buy sub-standard parts for your submarine, is that a good thing?

Important facts to remember as you grow older

• Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

Five jokes for today

What’s yellow and swings from tree to tree? Tarzipan.

Five jokes for today

I’ve been reading the stats on the most common way drunks walk. It’s staggering.

Five jokes for today

Hear about poor art thieves who bungled their getaway? They had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.

Five jokes for today

Why does Belgium get bigger every Christmas? Because Brussels Sprouts.